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A new Aro/Ace flag I made for people who experience NO sexual and romantic attraction at all. It is not made to replace anything, but to add more representation for people who don't feel comfortable using the sunset Aro/Ace flag, or any other Aro/Ace flag that doesn't represent them well. Black stands for Asexuality, Green stands for aromantic, White stands for safety, Purple stands for Community, and the final black stands for inclusivity.

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Who cooks better

another silly joke with them

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Reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to tag you in random stuff they think you’ll like

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horror films for people who don’t like horror films

i’ve been asked this a lot: what horror movies would you recommend to people who try to stay away from the genre in general, for whatever reason? some people don’t enjoy being scared, some people find horror too unrealistic and outlandish, and some people don’t enjoy the repetitive tropes that are admittedly often present in horror films. 

that being said, when i do give people recommendations for horror movies to dip their toe into, they’re often the same ones, or very similar ones. so i’ve gathered them here today, in case my horror loving followers have any friends who ask them the same questions, but aren’t sure of how to answer. 

Q: Why don’t you like horror?

A: “I don’t like jumpscares.” 

Try: 

The Silence of the Lambs

The Orphanage

Rosemary’s Baby

The Shining

A: “I can’t stand gore.” 

Try:

The Babadook

The Others

Ringu

The Conjuring

A: “I don’t like horror’s cheesy tropes.” 

Try:

It Follows

Pontypool

Teeth

A Tale of Two Sisters

A: “I don’t like the way horror treats women.” 

Try:

American Mary

Girls Against Boys

You’re Next

All Cheerleaders Die

Excision

The Loved Ones

A: “Horror is too unrealistic.” 

Try:

Hush

The Girl Next Door

Wolf Creek

Almost Mercy

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

A: “I’d rather watch something funny.” 

Try:

Life After Beth

Jennifer’s Body

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

Re-Animator

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horror films for people who don’t like horror films

i’ve been asked this a lot: what horror movies would you recommend to people who try to stay away from the genre in general, for whatever reason? some people don’t enjoy being scared, some people find horror too unrealistic and outlandish, and some people don’t enjoy the repetitive tropes that are admittedly often present in horror films. 

that being said, when i do give people recommendations for horror movies to dip their toe into, they’re often the same ones, or very similar ones. so i’ve gathered them here today, in case my horror loving followers have any friends who ask them the same questions, but aren’t sure of how to answer. 

Q: Why don’t you like horror?

A: “I don’t like jumpscares.” 

Try: 

The Silence of the Lambs

The Orphanage

Rosemary’s Baby

The Shining

A: “I can’t stand gore.” 

Try:

The Babadook

The Others

Ringu

The Conjuring

A: “I don’t like horror’s cheesy tropes.” 

Try:

It Follows

Pontypool

Teeth

A Tale of Two Sisters

A: “I don’t like the way horror treats women.” 

Try:

American Mary

Girls Against Boys

You’re Next

All Cheerleaders Die

Excision

The Loved Ones

A: “Horror is too unrealistic.” 

Try:

Hush

The Girl Next Door

Wolf Creek

Almost Mercy

Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer

A: “I’d rather watch something funny.” 

Try:

Life After Beth

Jennifer’s Body

Zombieland

Shaun of the Dead

Re-Animator

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Reblog this with your fav nickname/pet name/term of endearment. This can be from friends, family, romantic partners/sexual partners, qprs, caregivers/regressors, anyone. I’m just curious.

#is girly a pet name?

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yes we laugh about laios’s answer here hahaha it’s not even a monster but. let’s not gloss over senshi

His favorite food is Hippogriff soup.

His deepest, darkest, most closely-held secret wasn’t just that he spent most of life never truly knowing if one of his companions fed him another one of their teammates in order to keep him alive.

It was also that he liked it. A lot.

His relief he felt wasn’t just the “oh thank god I’m not a cannibal” catharsis, it was also that he wouldn’t have to kill and eat another person just to eat this meal again.

How many times do you think he craved it over the years. How haunted was he by this. How hard was it for him to make friendships with other humans because of this. Is this why he was so comfortable living with orcs. He was so isolated that, even living on an island with a decent half-foot population, he didn’t even know what they were.

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In hindsight, maybe an early sign that I'm allon't was viewing romance as a somewhat equivalent to dragons in fantasy. Yes I love the hypothetical of taking a dope flying fire breathing beast out for a joy ride, yes I would have a literal heart attack and facking die if I was inserted into the situation. Yes this is basically also my stance on romance, your point being?

#oh god #allon’t #I’m using that forever

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I’ve been tagged by @luvnotpercival to create cat version of myself using this picrew. Thank you! And here it is:

Tagging (without pressure):

@clansocreations @thatrandombookworm @boombox-fuckboy @phoenixphire24 @pod-bird

#rahhhhh #it’s so adorable

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#oh i wanna make this

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HiubhuzksrhfjWKEuhehirolglzkudrhhiihEr this is so cute

@sarcasticbeanie @constehlla @clownpalette @dooblez @frogman-inator2000 @jenosjarofjam @kikinom @kaynes-secret-blog @lizzy-lue @objectshow-enjoyer

Join if you want <33333

I’ve been tagged by @luvnotpercival to create cat version of myself using this picrew. Thank you! And here it is:

Tagging (without pressure):

@clansocreations @thatrandombookworm @boombox-fuckboy @phoenixphire24 @pod-bird

#picrew #tag game

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Not forcing <333 @frogman-inator2000 @sarcasticbeanie @subunit-a

And all moots and all others!

picrew and last song you listened to <3

no pressure tags

@wilburthetherian @hold-my-dr-pepper @femboy-hooters-official @100percent-shell-oil @nanochittle

@tameable50 @ford-mustang-1969 @truly-jcjenson @sam-the-skelepun

#Spotify #piccrew

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Alpha Jeno discovers you're his omega🤑🤑🤑

Enemies to lovers 🥵🥵🥵🥸

HG3KFWUFKUWODFWDLDQCLFQDAKX HAHAHHAHAHAA this is so unserious

Smut please 🙏 woof woof

Gurly I know this you, 💀💀 I'm fucking cracking up, I have no idea should I take this seriously and write it😳

#WRITE IT WRITE IT ✍️

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"My daughter is doing fine"

Your daughter is reading unhinged porn about a man she will never meet before sleeping and is delusional the rest of the day

#ayo????

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Panels from the Objectified comic that made me a Citruspool truther:

#real!!!!! #spool x citrus #citruspool objectified