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dont forget to do your daily clicks at arab.org, please!!

link for clicks

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Really fucking sad. No words.

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Ok, God, I am fucking wheezing, I got trained to work with mice today since I’ll need them for some experiments and the guy who trained me was like, “Yeah ok so if there’s a day where you just absolutely cannot get your mice to cooperate you can always do this” and picks up this cone-shaped bag and just put the mouse face-first into it and shows it to me and I lose my shit because deadass it was a piping-bag of mouse. Like, the whole mouse was pressed into this cone, fur and ears and feet all pressed up against the plastic, tail sticking up absurdly out of the top of the thing. It was so unimaginably fucking funny but like the mouse was perfectly ok with it, there’s a hole for air at the bottom so she could breathe and all but it was genuinely the most absurd thing I have witnessed in months

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Lmao how is this real, "the ambient sounds of the world were wrong, sir"

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

#high tide

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i was cuddling with my boyfriend last night when his shoulder started tensing up (like he was readjusting or gently pushing me off) and when i asked him if he was okay or needed me to move or something he went “no you’re fine, i was just imagining myself pulling a large rope. i didn’t even realize my shoulder was doing that lmao” then refused to elaborate and i have never been as attracted to him as i was in that moment.

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Rosalind Lang is my favorite romanticized mosquito

If you think about it vampires are just romanticised mosquitoes

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How to make more blood faster

#lady hong deciding to have a second child

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“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

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Pray for everyone in rafah there's heavy bombing right now there. I can't sleep thinking of my family 😭

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babygirl your enormous eyebags and just barely noticeable tremor have captivated me

#inej @ kaz

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So Roma and Juliette “died” on April 12th right. And Benedikt’s birthday is April 25th. And when he found out they were alive he started screaming right. So do you think that Romajuliette’s fun little birthday gift to Benedikt was letting him and Marshall know they were alive.

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#oh I’m from Florida which is definitely dry heat and they still made us run laps they did not care 💀

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I will open yikyak for a single minute and immediately be hit over the head by how aroace I am all over again holy shit

#the straight people at my university oh my god

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There's a dynamic that I really love and it's "character who's super cool, really impressive, everyone highly respects because is so impressive" and then their best friend/sibling/child who just thinks they're the world's biggest fucking loser.

#flf

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“why’s he always covered in blood” he needs enrichment. What’s not clicking

#silas wu

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