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Adults: Following rules is good, not following rules is bad

Little me: Okay :] *follows a rule*

Adults: Oh my god look at this loser. He doesn't know that this rule is Secretly Okay To Not Follow. Dumbass. Let's all laugh at him

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wyd if u go to spock’s quarters and he answers the door like this

inspired by this tweet (thanks @reffitt-blog1 for the idea)

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babe you did not just pronounce fajita like that

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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn

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im noticing that for a lot of americans “free palestine” has been an ideological motto and symbol rather than them actually believing in their heart that freedom is attainable and necessary

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surgeonfish are so funny. i can't help but notice you have two giant poisonous knives that you use to kill people... you're just like this type of human that uses small sterile knives to heal people

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have you ever changed your hair style bc of a fictional character who’s hair you liked?

#I cut my hair like Jo grant once and now I have that same hair again smile #I also cut my hair short in high school specifically to look like the tenth Dr #my Dr who hairstyles <3 #OHHHH and i dyed my hair purple to look more like an undisclosed cartoon character when I was 19 #the purple looked good I'm just embarrassed to say which character it was

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Mister J's bizarre adventures

It's the words for Joraro san...

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i can't find the original post of this idea but im obsessed completely with Sam Reich! Master

#OHHHH this is good

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i love stardew modders fr

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the thing that kills me about this upcoming beatles episode is that in all those 'proof doctor who is real!!!!' compilations they ALWAYS include that pic of the beatles with an unidentified man who kinda sorta looks like matt smith, and like, if they don't reference that at all, then what was this all for

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thank you to the dishonest failing new york times for constantly erasing us and purposefully obscuring jewish participation in these protests just to make people less sympathetic to the movement opposing an ongoing genocide

btw you can see all the edits nyt makes to their article titles on this twitter account

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please do not go so hard at "Elon is terrible and the Cybertruck is a dumpster fire" (which is true) that you somehow make your way to "electric cars are all ticking time bombs" (which is false, and mostly said by people who want to keep driving combustion engine cars perpetually because they think the climate crisis is made up)

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sometimes I remember that in new teslas you have to use the touch screen to use ur turn signal or to shift gears and it makes me think... how are these death traps street legal

#oh I gotta switch lanes! let me take my eyes off the road to open the turn signal menu on my ipad so I can do it safely #stupid fucking cars