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No, no one considers themselves racist. What they think it's "ugh, that overly sensitive PC whiner who can't take a joke is going to be there..."

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If you’ve had sex with less then 12 people, then having sex with you is a more exclusive club then walking on the moon.

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After Darsh’s photo was used in an Islamophobic “joke,” the internet rallied around him in love and respect. His response on MSNBC is the definition of poise and rising above the hate.

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never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

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Okay so this is a jumble to explain but it’s basically about Marina Joyce. 

  In short, she is a Youtuber that is believed to be kidnapped, in an abusive relationship she cannot escape and most likely having to forcibly take drugs and hallucinogens. The Police were not able to get in contact with her and although they have before, they were called off and it was explained on social media there is reasonable evidence to display that she does not even control her own social media accounts.

MORE INFORMATION: https://justpaste.it/wm1b   

    and there’s even more if you search for it on tumblr where people are putting the pieces together little by little so it seems!

She uploads videos every Thursday but it’s undeniable how uncomfortable she is in them.  She looks so shaky and her old videos she was such a happy, glowing and outgoing girl. Now she is literally a paranoid, disheveled, panicky WRECK being directed by some unknown face behind the camera.

There is something fishy going on and it petrifies me. It hits my gut hard and gives me chills. And I don’t get shaken up easily!

  The point of this is to  SPREAD THE WORD. She has over 600,000 fans who know what’s happening and even used to date KSI’s Brother but for some reason, NOBODY IS TALKING ABOUT THIS ON YOUTUBE. It’s like nobody knows, not even NEWS CHANNELS.

I HAVE A PLAN

Hear me out, my plan is that we message Scarce. Scarce is a huge Youtube News Channel that has helped so many others in the past and he NEEDS to get ahold of this. 

HIS TWITTER IS @JOHNSCARCE

Because he is so huge, I think Twitter would be the best way to contact him but 

HERE IS HIS YOUTUBE

NOTE: IT DOES NOT HAVE TO STOP HERE. DM LEAFY, DM GRADEAUNDERA, DM PYROCYNICAL, DM IHE, DM PHILIP DEFRANCO,  DM FUCKING KEEMSTAR IF YOU WANT.  HELL, DM COMEDYSHORTSGAMER, HE IS HER EX. 

The most we can do is spread the word.

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My shadow is going to outlive me.

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add a caption on We Heart It - http://weheartit.com/entry/156247761

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just some dogs who look like things. [x]

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i wish birds brought ME presents

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A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, “My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?” The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks accept him, feed him, even fix his car. That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had heard years earlier. The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, “We can’t tell you. You’re not a monk.” The man says, “All right, all right. I’m *dying* to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk?” The monks reply, “You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you will become a monk.” The man sets about his task. Forty-five years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, “I have traveled the earth and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth.” The monks reply, “Congratulations. You are now a monk. We shall now show you the way to the sound.” The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, “The sound is right behind that door.” The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, “Real funny. May I have the key?” The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door, this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, “This is the last key to the last door.” The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound. But I can’t tell you what it is because you’re not a monk

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$80 Billion

That’s the expected cost to taxpayers over 10 years from Obama’s proposed free tuition plan, the White House admitted Friday.

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american politics in 2016

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The economic realities of Baby boomers versus Millennials 

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i probably spend too much time in my computer chair

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things english speakers know, but don’t know we know.