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Love and Other Fairytales Prequels

Oneshots taking place before the Main Storyline

Children (Ao3)

Smitten (Ao3)

Sleepsong (Ao3)

Mayflower (Ao3)

Heir (Ao3)

Meltdown (Ao3)

Pale (Ao3)

Dominoes (Ao3)

Inside-Out (Ao3)

Marks (Ao3)

Polyrhythm (Ao3) 

Cat (Ao3)

Retribution (Ao3) 

Teasing (Ao3)

Muzzle (Ao3)

Wit (Ao3)

Snare (Ao3)

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Love and Other Fairytales Oneshots

Main Story Masterpost

Oneshots (no particular order)

Grandmother (Ao3)

Blood (Ao3)

White (Ao3)

Blush (Ao3)

Rest (Ao3)

Requiem (Ao3)

Cat (Ao3)

Favor (Ao3)

Prompt Fills

Pitfall (Ao3)

Senses (Ao3)

Sweet (Ao3)

Lament (Ao3)

Cocoon (Ao3)

Charming (Ao3)

Brother (Ao3)

Declaration (Ao3)

Flirt (Ao3)

Loop (Ao3)

Proof (Ao3)

Sleepsong (Ao3)

Children (Ao3)

Foundation (Ao3)

Moonshine (Ao3)

Brilliant (Ao3)

Payback (Ao3)

Loyalty (Part 1, Part 2, Part 3) (Ao3)

Mother (Ao3)

Alone (Ao3)

Kisses (Ao3)

Muzzle (Ao3)

Phobia (Ao3)

Smitten (Ao3)

Reach (Ao3)

Distance (Ao3)

Retribution (Ao3)

Smoke (Ao3)

Meltdown (Ao3)

Pretty (Ao3)

Spoilers (Ao3)

Thorn (Ao3)

Heir (Ao3)

Smothered (Ao3)

Dawn (Ao3)

Sleepover (Ao3)

Stop (Ao3)

Mayflower (Ao3)

Weaver (Ao3)

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I’ve been looking for this! Again haha

Love and Other Fairytales: Masterpost

Prologues

every other page is a mirror (Ao3)

they shall have stars at elbow and foot  (Ao3)

for the world’s more full of weeping  (Ao3)

for who would inhabit this bleak world alone?  (Ao3)

Main Storyline:

sings the tune without the words  (Ao3)

what you choose to put in the ground (Part 1, Part 2)  (Ao3)

confuse my tongue with your tombstone  (Ao3)

i looked just like everyone else  (Ao3)

and i watered it in fears  (Ao3)

the mirror crack’d from side to side  (Ao3)

what is a prayer to a flood?  (Ao3)

trying to heal a burn victim by drowning them  (Ao3)

hoping that the whole makes sense (Part 1, Part 2)  (Ao3)

if each day a flower  (Ao3)

might have cherished you more wisely  (Ao3)

like my pulse beneath it  (Ao3)

a field of burning lavender (Ao3)

a blade buried in wet soil (Ao3)

icarus would have just as soon drowned (Ao3)

even to the edge of doom (Ao3)

softer in it’s tragedy (Ao3)

of quiet birds in circled flight (Ao3)

Asks

Oneshots

Art

VibesTM

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This was supposed to be a comic but I wrote way too much dialogue and decided to just draw a scene then post what I had planned or something. The thing has a lot of. Well. Dialogue. Anyways it’s under the read more thing don’t look at me it’s not the BEST. I’m a lil rusty and keep in mind it was for my brain.

DONT LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEEEE

The second the dads had walked past the tree line with Walter, Nicholas had only spared a single nod at Nick’s spectral form before looking towards the other kids around the fire. It’s now or never.

He takes a deep breath.

“I have something to talk to you all about.”

The kids eye him with different expressions, Lark’s being that of annoyance, “are you supposing to lecture us about ANOTHER mundane thing we have done to, undoubtedly, give you ire?”

A sharp snort sounds from Nick floating behind the Oak twin. Nicholas rolls his eyes.

“No. Just, give me second Lark.”

Terry Jr puts a hand on his shoulder, “it’s cool just take your time dude.”

“Thanks. So. I know I’m not the most well liked in the group-“

“a bit of a stretch there-”

Sparrow cuts him off REAL fast with a, “No no Terrance! He is correct for once, go on NARCOLAS.”

“ANYWAYS, you might have noticed me acting a little bit weird AND I HAVE A PERFECTLY GOOD EXPLANATION. It may seem odd but please keep an open mind, lord knows I have.”

Terry Jr rolls his eyes, “I think that part will be pretty easy with all that’s happened Nicholas. If it’s something that beats three previously dead grandparents who have arisen with super powers, I’ll bite.”

Nicholas temples his hands downwards and sweat builds up on his neck. Despite having travelled with the others for a while and even sleeping in tents with them, in this fucked up version of a camping trip, he had never been that close with any of them, least of all the Oak-Garcia boys. If he would call anyone his friend it would probably Terry Jr, being more level headed, even more so since he and Ron had actually started talking to each other.

He liked hanging with him, intelligent conversation was investing to him if he were to be honest and Terry was super cool! Nicholas did not want to seem even more outcasted from this group. He didn’t want to be alone, even if he did have a ghost clone by his side, although it makes him look like a lunatic if he were to only talk to someone no one else could see.

And having his dad by his side is obviously nice, he’s a great guy! Just having him be his only friend seemed a bit. Well, sad.

“Right, okay, so. Ever since the end of Glenn’s trial there has been a new member of the group who no one but I can see. He kind of looks like me and his name is Nick, Nick Close.”

Grant’s eyes grow wider, thinking back to what Darryl had said to him as the group narc continues to speak.

“He says that he’s Glenn’s son and that he was with you all the entire time before the trial and that MY dad and I were never here!”

Grant tries to interrupt but Nicholas continues, “which is CRAZY because everyone knows we were here right? We all got transported here at the same time! I just thought he was some weird hallucination manifested from the stress because, like I said, no one else can see him!”

The other boys stare at him. There is a brief moment of silence before Terry Jr speaks, “uhhhhhhh. Okay. What does-“

Sparrow cuts him off once again, “Did the trial teleportation perchance mess with your head? Split your mind in twaine? Like some weird jekyll and hyde situation? Tell me Narcolas, do you feel the urge to commit atrocities now?”

Nick floats by groaning in frustration. He had hoped this explanation would be fast and easy but that seems to have been the wrong assumption. Now he’s been demoted to Nicholas’ evil twin. Well jokes on him. He happily accepts this new role.

“Wait, you said Glenn’s SON right?” The group finally turns to Grant who is staring intensely at Nicholas.

“Because my dad was talking about that to me yesterday. That YOU were Glenn’s son and not, well, your dad’s. It had like, something to do with that trial thing too.”

Nicholas blinks real hard at the reveal as Nick zooms into the middle of the group staring at Grant and yelling in excitement.

“I KNEW IT! THEY KNOW! FUCK YEAH!! DUDE WE GOTTA GO TALK THEM SO THEY CAN HELP GET ME BACK OR SOMETHING!!!”

He floats around feeling triumphant in his theory being confirmed but Terry Jr then asks, “is uh, is the ghost kid here? Ghost clone, you know, uh, Nick?”

Said “ghost clone” freezes in the air and looks towards his counterpart who raises a brow to confirm whether or not he should say yes. He nods and Nicholas looks back at everyone, “yeah. He’s been floating around you all for a while, he got REALLY excited at what Grant said.”

“So this ghostly clone is just another narc who can report back to you? This is MOST disappointing AND boring!” Lark leans an arm onto Sparrow who nods with fever as Nick snaps out a “HEY.”

“Well, he’s actually more like Glenn, you know, punk rock I guess, unruly, annoying, loud-“

“HEY?!”

Nick shoves his hand through Nicholas’ head, making him cartwheel his arms as he almost tips over backwards from the jumpscare, “STOP DOING THAT!”

The group jumps at the sudden outburst, Grant hovering closer to Nicholas in worry, “what’d he do?”

“He’s being QUITE ANNOYING as I said.”

The floating boy blows a raspberry in response. Nicholas squints his eyes, not willing to be looked down upon.

The twins immediately perk up, “so you’re saying, he is a cooler and more RAMBUNCTIOUS version of you? A RULE breaker? Your opposite? Interesting, interesting indeed…”

Nick smiles, “hell yeah I’m interesting!”

He goes to fist bump Lark, stopping short when he remembers his predicament. His hand stills before he crosses his arms and leans back in the air. A soft “fucking damn it” slipping past his lips.

Terry turns back to Grant, intrigue evident on his face, “what else did Mr Wilson say about this whole, swapping thing?”

The group’s attention falls onto the Wilson kid as he begins to get a little nervous from the multiple pairs of eyes, “well, uh, he said like uh, that when Glenn lost the trial Nicholas basically got a new dad? Something about timelines? The Law? Guys I dee kay I had a panic attack trying to put it all together in my head honestly. I just don’t think he or the other dads know about ghost Nick.”

“They don’t?”

“I mean! He didn’t say anything about there being ANOTHER kid! He just said Nicholas was Nick Close.”

Sparrow leans over, head in his hands, “Grant I can feel my OWN panic attack coming on, how, pray tell, would Narcolas be this Nick if there is already a Nick that he’s seeing! My brain is about to COMBUST!! It is also very annoying that you both have some form of Nick in your name you are OH SO confusing!”

Lark softly noogies his twin’s head, concern in his gaze before turning to the rest of the group, “well, we already call him Narcolas so it only appropriate to refer to the duo as Nick and Narc!”

“HA! Sweet.”

“Well, this is just a theory,” Terry starts, gaining the attention of the group, “but maybe he’s like a projection of the life you could have had? If the dads are correct AND this isn’t another Dennis thing, then this Nick could be like. Ugh. Fuck, some kind of like remnant of this changed timeline that can’t go anywhere because you are already in the body he would have?

In philosophy club they talked about what makes a person a person and that if you were to put a deceased person’s working brain into the body of someone with a damaged brain it isn’t the same person? But also it’s technically the same person? Even though it’s now this weird abomination to na-”

“TERRANCE I AM GOING TO VOMIT.”

Sparrow shoves his head into Terry’s torso in an attempt to make him stop talking. Terry Jr immediately apologises and grabs the weird leather water bottles Walter had provided them, making sure the now pale faced boy isn’t actually going to puke. Lark has a hand on his brother’s shoulder and has started chewing his cheek, Grant is on the ground smushing his face into the dirt and letting out a loud groaning noise in distress. Nick grimaces at the display.

“This is…. weird. And also batshit. Maybe we should stop tryna figure out WHY I’m here and more about HOW to get me to be like, not a ghost you know?”

“Yeah, yeah I agree.”

Nicholas turns from Nick and sighs heavily, dragging a hand down his face, “guys if we try to figure this out we’ll explode, let’s leave it to the dads they’ll probably understand it, even though it is the most confusing thing ever.”

“I agree with Narc for once! Quick question, what is a philosophy club and how does it help Nicky-boy?”

Everyone jumps at the now noticeable presence of Paeden.

Shit they forgot he was there.

The little fighter stares up at Nicholas, a mischievous glint in his fiery eyes as he grins and bounces in place, excited energy radiating from him.

“Is he here? Can he see me? Tell him I say hi! NICK IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I’M GONNA RIP YOU INTO THE MATERIAL PLANE WITH MY GRUBBY LIL TIGER HANDS MY GUYYYY!”

He starts howling into the night air and tugging on Nicholas’ arm as if it would connect him to the ghostly boy. Nick snorts at this, a fond smile tearing its way across his face. Leave it to Paeden to lift the mood, “hey shortstack.”

“Uh, he said “hey shortstack.” Nick, I mean.”

“OhOHOHO THAT’S DEFINITELY HIM! FUCK YEAHHHH! NICK BABYBOY WE’RE GONNA GO BUST YOUR DAD OUT OF JAIL AND ALL WILL BE RIGHT AGAIN! I was working on a pair of brass knuckles for you but I guess in this reality Walter says I was making them for Glenn? Which is stupid because they’re for YOUR little baby hands!”

“AW SICKKK! The second I can hold things I’m gonna totally punch the shit out of someone with them!”

“Wh- don’t do that!”

“What’d he say what’d he say?? Whatever it was I agree with it FULL-HEARTEDLY!!”

The rest of the boys watch as Nicholas tries to relay messages to Paeden, who grows more and more lively as they talk about whatever violent acts he will commit with Nick once they are fully reunited. Sparrow slowly uncurls and leans onto Lark, a smile shakily forming, his brother reflecting his expression. Terry Jr sighs and leans back relieved that the atmosphere has been infected by Paeden’s excitement and Grant who has now lifted his head, dirt sticking to his cheek, is chuckling at the scene.

Nick feels something for the first time that day that wasn’t just the small joy of a successful prank or the annoyance of a busted lighter. It’s warm. The kind of warm you get from drinking hot chocolate in winter, the kind from putting your hand in someone’s bigger hand, the kind of warm you feel when you’re in bed being read biopics until you fall asleep.

The warmth of someone you love just being there with you for once.

.

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The night air felt a little bit colder.

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“supernatural didn’t have any actual monsters it’s just some guys fighting guys” I know this is a joke but I literally do not know how to explain to you that the fancy effects you’ve grown accustomed to on prestigious television like arrow and riverdale did not exist for the majority of supernatural’s lifetime and also they’ve spent their entire budget on flannel shirts

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i think many of you people need to stop drawing teen/child boy characters in booty shorts n crop tops n very obviously sexualized outfits

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Do new ace people these days know about black rings?

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to all my fellow ace specs, you are valid and loved

to all my fellow aro specs, you are valid and loved.

happy ace week!!

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me: i respect ace peoples identities and think they need a space or communtiy to talk about their specific issues. no i dont see evidence of ace people being oppressed to the same degree as lgbt people which is fortunate, but there is without a doubt lots of judgemnt about asexuality. that’s something that certainly deserves to be addressed and dealt with on a societal level. I’ve seen both sides of this and have even changed my mind a couple times, it’s undoubtedly a complicated issue that has variables to it that can depend on ur personal beliefs and experiences. but facts remain that the lgbt communtiy was primarily built for same gender attracted and transgender people, and those people should be a priotory because of the oppression and danger they still face

what some discourse gremlin hears: im big and im gay and i hate all ace people

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[ID in alt text.]

Janus says “win or lose, there is no tie (especially when it comes to Patton’s love—)”

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Demisexual “So you mean a normal person?” Don’t hate on things you don’t understand.

Person: What’s demisexuality?

Demisexual: It means you don’t get attracted to people unless there’s an emotional bond.

Person: Oh, so like, a normal person?

Demisexual: Actually, no, although I can see how you’d think that. Most people don’t have sex with people unless they have an emotional bond with them but that’s not really to do with sexuality, that’s just staying safe and having common sense.

’Normal’ people, although not intending to sleep with someone right away, still know, usually, whether they would be interested in doing that within a short amount of time, sometimes immediately. People come up to me and say “You’re attractive, can I have your number?” after just seeing me from across a bar. They’ve never spoken to me, don’t know who I am but still found me attractive and are thus interested in getting to know me more to see if they’d like to start a relationship.

Demisexuals don’t experience that. We don’t see underwear adverts and find the actors desirable. We don’t look at someone from across a room and think “they’re hot, I wonder if they’re single”. ‘Sex sells’ goes over our heads. Dating apps where you swipe pictures across the screen are useless. We literally don’t get attracted to people that quickly.

Person: Oh, I see. So it’s not just being picky or abstaining from sex, it’s literal lack of attraction?

Demisexual: Yes, you’ve got it.

Person: That must make dating difficult.

Demisexual: It does. Many of us are interested in dating but are limited to people we know emotionally. If someone asks for my number I then have to say to them ‘can we be friends for roughly two to three years, by then I should know whether I find you physically attractive and if I do we can start dating’. It’s sad because I don’t want to get people’s hopes up or seem like I’m leading them on. But I literally do have to know them for a while before I can get attracted to them if I do at all. It also meant growing up was a strange experience because everyone would be pointing out attractive people on TV, in magazines and when walking down the street and I just didn’t understand.

Person: Well thank you for taking the time to explain that to me. I understand now that there is a difference between abstaining from sex and actually lacking attraction.

Demisexual: No problem. It’s nice to be accepted and understood.

Demisexuals, you are real and valid. Just because people don’t understand what you go through that doesn’t mean what you go through is fake. Pride is about respecting and celebrating all sexualities and their nuances. 

You should also note that demisexuality is common among those on the autism spectrum. To deny demisexuality is not only illogical but it’s also ableism. You’re erasing people’s symptoms because its convenient for you and because you don’t understand them. 

Demisexuals just want to chill and exist. They don’t want fame and to be mollycoddled. They just want awareness and acceptance. 

Let’s not hate on people just because we don’t understand. 

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Tonight I’m playing the game of how many sad Roman fanfictions can I read ina row before my body starts vibrating so hard up I i phase through the floor and break everything int he kitchen

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Villian: Aren’t you glad to see me?

Hero: No, not really.

Villian: *tearing up* Well, at least I damage property, not feelings.

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I still like the idea that Anxiety/Virgil is a very primitive part of the brain and gets tricked into things or thinks about stuff sometimes in a similar way that animals or small children do

Anxiety: Everything sucks we’re going to die I don’t like the look of that person over there are they gonna go through Thomas’ car we should…

Logic: *puts a blindfold on him*

Anxiety: *sudden silence*

……..

Anxiety: Where are the keys?

Logic: In our pocket.

Thomas: *checks his pocket for the keys*

Anxiety: Oh okay.

Thomas: *puts the keys back in his pocket*

Anxiety: Dude where the hell did our keys go

……..

Logan: There are no monsters in the closet.

Virgil: Roman?

Roman: There’s a demon squid in the closet.

Virgil: Logan there’s a demon squid in the closet.

Roman: No wait I was kidding.

Virgil: You need to close the closet.

Logan: But even if it was real that wouldn’t…

Virgil: Close the closet!

Thomas: Fine. *gets up and closes closet*

Virgil: Finally you’re listening to me. Good. Now we’re safe.

……..

Deceit: Patton was never real.

Anxiety: Oh my god Patton was never real.

Patton: Hi!

Anxiety: Oh my god you guys Patton is actually real.

Logan: *facepalm*

…….

Roman: Hey Logan check this out. Hey Anxiety, think fast! *pretends to throw something at Virgil*

Virgil: *flinches and then looks around* Where is it? What did you throw? *checks the couch cushions*

Logan: We really need to talk about how you interact with him.

Virgil: *tearing apart the living room now* I KNOW YOU DID SOMETHING WITH IT.

……..

Patton: I like this horror movie.

Virgil: That girl is gonna come out of the screen and kill us.

Logan: Verge that’s impossi-

Virgil: DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU MORONS WHEN OUR FINAL SECONDS DRAW NEAR.

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mental illness really is like “oh you’re idle? time to be overwhelmed with massive bouts of nostalgia and anxiety and boredom bc you have nothing to do and you might as well die”