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ninja-o-s · 4 hours
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Every time I leave the store without string cheese it is a victory.
Every time I arrive at home without string cheese is a loss.
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ninja-o-s · 8 hours
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ninja-o-s · 12 hours
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Ridley Scott and Martin Scorsese on every film press tour these days:
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Oh, they have reached that level old where they simply do not care what anyone thinks of them.
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ninja-o-s · 16 hours
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Work it girl
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ninja-o-s · 20 hours
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I don’t agree with bullfighting morally, but I’ve been looking at certain pictures of matadors and their poses for a couple of months…
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ninja-o-s · 1 day
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bruh he hit him with the tsugi ni omae wa
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ninja-o-s · 1 day
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bruh he hit him with the tsugi ni omae wa
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ninja-o-s · 1 day
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Blue handmaiden, Eriphioides ecuadoriensis, Arctiini, Erebidae
Photographed in Ecuador by belowbluewaterdiver
I could only find a couple photos of this species that I could legally share, but I can link this better photo here! The iridescent blue is beautiful :)
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ninja-o-s · 1 day
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Blue handmaiden, Eriphioides ecuadoriensis, Arctiini, Erebidae
Photographed in Ecuador by belowbluewaterdiver
I could only find a couple photos of this species that I could legally share, but I can link this better photo here! The iridescent blue is beautiful :)
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ninja-o-s · 1 day
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en garde !
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ninja-o-s · 1 day
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Feeding cats by remote control 😹😹😹❤️
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ninja-o-s · 2 days
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knights are sooooooo good in horror settings like. blind following and unconditional loyalty to their liege. mistaking evil for divinity. unwavering faith to a corrupted cause. corruption in general (whether they’re the target or an accessory). so many good options…… *chefs kiss*
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ninja-o-s · 2 days
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ninja-o-s · 2 days
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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ninja-o-s · 2 days
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I’m in Poland and they keep showing this pizza advert and it’s amazing.
It starts off with rival pizza makers who argue over who has the best pizza and are driving the customers away
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Then there’s this crazy old lady who yells at them from a window to quit it (because where else do you yell business advice from?)
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So they work together and do some obvious flirting via pizza montage
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And the old lady is all like “just kiss already”
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Then they create a pizza together, combine restaurants and live happily ever after with the crazy window lady
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ninja-o-s · 2 days
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people say folks with adhd struggle with "delayed rewards" aka long term goals and as such we tend to focus more on short term rewards. what they don't talk about is that at when we Do accomplish long term goals we don't actually feel anything proportionate to the amount of work we did to achieve it. In my head I suffered for a while and then money spontaneously appeared in my bank account.
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ninja-o-s · 2 days
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the hadron collider is like an angel to me
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