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There are cages and carriers full of sweet kitties all over the station, representing all four breeds of cat: Long-haired, Short-haired, Smooshy-faced, and Miscellaneous.

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That’s it for our sponsored show. Remember:

Today has been brought to you by Kellogg’s. And Kellogg’s can take today away.

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As Bill Russell once said: “Never look into a Box of Infinite Despair.” And he was right.

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The Highway Department is recommending that everyone stay off the roads unless absolutely necessary, and if you do have to drive anywhere, keep those eyes closed.

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Why is the thing hiding?

You don't want to know why.

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what is real?

Why do you want to know?

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Proverb: Soccer is also commonly known as football, Canadian baseball, American football, violent jogging, and World War Two.

— July 15th, 2014 - Capital Campaign

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Proverb: Production oversight by Torey Malatia, who is holding a small locket. He is not speaking. He’d just like for you to touch the locket. His hand is twisted. His skin is forming into scales. Just touch it once. Just once, okay?

— July 15th, 2013 - First Date

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Proverb: There's a special place in Hell. It's really hip. Very exclusive.

— July 15th, 2012 - Station Management

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Proverb: Wonderwall is the only 90's song visible from space.

— July 1st, 2014 - Old Oak Doors Part B

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Proverb: The human soul weighs 21 grams, smells like grilled vegetables, looks like a wrinkled tartan quilt, and sounds like bridge traffic.

— July 1st, 2013 - Faceless Old Woman

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Proverb: Men are from Mars; women are from Venus; Earth is a hallucination; podcasts are dreams.

— July 1st, 2012 - Glow Cloud

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Proverb: You say potato, I say potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Potato. Yes, this is very good. Let's keep going. Potato. Potato. Potato...

— June 15th, 2015 - Review

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Proverb: A rose by any other name is called something else.

— June 15th, 2015 - Taking Off

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Proverb: Fun game. Say "toy boat" over and over. Do it for the rest of your life. Retreat from society and live on alms. Whisper "toy boat' as you die.

— June 15th, 2013 - One Year Later

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Proverb: Look to the north. Keep looking. There's nothing coming from the south.

— June 15th, 2012 - Pilot

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Proverb: Dress your dog for the job you want, not the job you have.

— June 1st, 2015 - Fashion Week

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