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goodnight strange homosexuals in my device i will see you all tomorrow if the fog doesn’t get me

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Sword w cellphone charms

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>meet an all-knowing all-seeing omniscient being

>told i can ask one question which they will answer truthfully regardless of existential paradoxes or continuity errors in the timeline this will cause

>consider my options for several minutes

>ask if they're free this weekend

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who wants to have a fucked up thing with me

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𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕮𝖚𝖗𝖊

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.

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luv u miss u

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i accidentally nutted to a minecraft letsplay once. dont remember whos it was but i was just strokin my shit without realizing and i came eventually so i guess that minecraft letsplay was hot as hell or something

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#sounds like my ex #nsfw text

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Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

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days by the seaside

#inspo

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i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

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“Hey guys are you ready to beat the shit out of me!!???”

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she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

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Do they have yaoi in silent hill

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In every single one of my past lives I was a horse who bit someone and got put down