nicejewishguy
I drink too much Diet Coke and will die from it
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i found out that sand was just crushed shells and fish carcasses last week and ive been spiraling ever since
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why would I do therapy when I can simply grocery shop alone at night
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does anyone else like to take the shakey fucked up shopping carts and grip the handles and roll it across the parking lot while the vibration numbs your hands or is it just me
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It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes
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calling bees slurs to keep them away from me while eating nuggies outside
YOU FUCKERS AINT GETTIN THIS WENDYS SWEET N SOUR SAUCE
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update: the eclipse isn’t for another hour, I stared into the sun for no reason and now my eyes hurt
staring directly into the sun to view the solar eclipse because I’m frugal and will not spend $1 on paper glasses
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staring directly into the sun to view the solar eclipse because I’m frugal and will not spend $1 on paper glasses
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WHO THE FUCK IS DOCTOR MARTEN AND WHY DOES HE MAKE SHOES INSTEAD OF HELP PATIENTS
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