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you butternut fuck, you honey roasted shit
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What's your sexuality
stupid
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maybe if I fall in love with my anxiety it will leave me too
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cooking site, 10th paragraph of page titled “rustic pulled pork recipe”: my grandfather’s childhood was tough. every day he had to work the mines. he was only 6 months old when he held is first pickaxe. As he crawled into the mine elevator, just a little baby boy of one, he-
me, growing frantic: resippy
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Fuck dude! I’m purble
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one direction was right… she’s insecure
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Everyone talks about how animals can see colors we can’t but I wanna know wtf my dog is smelling for three minutes on the sidewalk
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gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas
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a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog
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adhd culture is writing fast but having your mind go even faster so you accidentally a few words
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howcome the president always wins the election
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me when i go to barnes n noble and spend $38.78
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Me coming onto tumblr dot com ready to make another post nobody cares about
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in skyrim i married a homeless man and even though we are married and he lives in my huge fuckin house he still wears rags and asks me to give him 1 gold whenever i see him
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