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newurl69 · 2 years
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what if you went to the bar and the bartender was a mouseboy who said "get the fuck outta here" and started shooting you with a pistol and then when it ran out of clip started shooting you with a revolver and when it ran out of bullets started shooting you with a shotgun and then started punching you and eating your remaining chunks
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newurl69 · 3 years
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Source: PTSD Radio | Kouishou Rajio| 後遺症ラジオ
by Masaaki Nakayama
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newurl69 · 3 years
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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally
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newurl69 · 3 years
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newurl69 · 3 years
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The sick young boy strains with effort, reaching across his hospital bed to clutch the buzzer. “Nurse... nurse...,” he mutters, as she rushes into the room. “I have... I have to say the n-word”
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newurl69 · 3 years
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this is the funniest headline i have ever seen
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newurl69 · 3 years
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this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall
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newurl69 · 3 years
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I’m calling it, it’s over.
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newurl69 · 3 years
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newurl69 · 3 years
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I used to hit post limit every night here and now I don't know what's going on anymore it feels like this is what the movie no country for old men was about.
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newurl69 · 3 years
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can’t believe you got hacked...rip 😔
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