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Still refuse to drink blood. Kinda tired though. Gonna nap at lunch. 

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Crap. I might do that.

Still alive, so to speak. I wasn't expecting that.

OH my god you have a blog. What the hell man! I wanted to be a werewolf! 

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I’ll totally get you. So uh. Do welcome mats only work if the owner puts them there? 

Still alive, so to speak. I wasn't expecting that.

OH my god you have a blog. What the hell man! I wanted to be a werewolf! 

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Oh my god I’m gonna find you and do whatever vampires do to each other!  Not the biting but however they fight! 

Still alive, so to speak. I wasn't expecting that.

OH my god you have a blog. What the hell man! I wanted to be a werewolf! 

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Are you watching me now? I’m just trying to fix my hair... BUT I CANT SEE IT. 

Still alive, so to speak. I wasn't expecting that.

OH my god you have a blog. What the hell man! I wanted to be a werewolf! 

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How is this fun?! 

Still alive, so to speak. I wasn't expecting that.

OH my god you have a blog. What the hell man! I wanted to be a werewolf! 

[newtonnewtgeiszler-blog]

I can’t get into my apartment managers office because it’s attached to his apartment and he’s all like “Oh go get the spare key for your door” but he didn’t invite me in and theres no fucking welcome mat. 

This sucks.

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[newtonnewtgeiszler-blog]

I CAN’T SEE MY TATTOOS.

I HAVE LARGE REGRETS. 

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I am literally just a pair of floating glasses and bad clothes in the mirror now. 

[newtonnewtgeiszler-blog]

Ugh I don’t want to drink blood. 

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Still alive, so to speak. I wasn't expecting that.

OH my god you have a blog. What the hell man! I wanted to be a werewolf! 

#private #exception #silence #when-the-screaming-ends

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Oh I like that song!

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Okay good, I’m pretty sure it is. Kinda wanted to be a werewolf though but I’ll take vampire. 

Professor Geiszler has gotten himself turned into a Vampire on accident.

#private #exception #theproofisinthesouffle

[newtonnewtgeiszler-blog]

Yeah well he can stop because this is probably a good thing for me. Right?

Professor Geiszler has gotten himself turned into a Vampire on accident.

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[newtonnewtgeiszler-blog]

Kind of, he’s the one that sent Lecter over. He thinks I messed up big time. I think he was offended in some way.

Professor Geiszler has gotten himself turned into a Vampire on accident.

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[newtonnewtgeiszler-blog]

Yeah, a little crispy but other than that I’m fine. Dr. Lecter came over and he’s teaching me the ropes. He got me an amulet too so I can go outside. He did suggest maybe getting Pierce to staple it to my forehead but I think thats because I lose everything. I hope this doesn’t change anything at school. 

Professor Geiszler has gotten himself turned into a Vampire on accident.

#private #exception #theproofisinthesouffle

[newtonnewtgeiszler-blog]

Uhhhh yeah. I was supposed to be a werewolf but that didn’t work out.

Professor Geiszler has gotten himself turned into a Vampire on accident.

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