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ollie bearman haas summoning circle

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ollie “mate this haas is so slow” bearman realizing he’s now going to be the haas that is slow

#im so so excited

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If this is true, Adrian has my respect for stepping away from that team after what they did to her

#so good to see someone with a moral backbone exists

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#-6 #what the hell is wrong with 48.3% of this website apparently

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as someone who's been through lesbian situationship this is so true

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#i will fight for cowboy like me. if you dont like it i promise you just havent listened to it right.

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Taylor Swift at 2am:

#ok this one is funny

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the crushing weight of doing anything at all

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I mean greg its a ludicrously capacious lake whats she even got in there 40% of northern irelands water? its MONSTROUS its GARGANTUAN you could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.

#reblogging this from myself because its still so true

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i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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literally my favorite type of tweet

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what losing neil perry does to an mf

#AS I WAS JUST SAYING

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prepare for me to be the most annoying person ever

#damn todd and knox really went off the rails after neil's death huh...

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DEAD POETS SOCIETY FANDOM HOW ARE WE DOING TONIGHT!!!

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Well, I guess I keep looking.

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People already ranking songs when I haven't processed a single thing... as if Taylor's works don't marinate... I simply can't serve raw chicken

#me with all music #unreal unearth took me like 4 months to cook right #but when it did? gorgeous #op you popped off with the raw chicken line here good job