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'Irredeemable media' is such a funny concept to me because it's never used for stuff like Birth of a Nation or A Serbian Film. It's always The Owl House or My Hero Academia because these people only watch things for children and can't stand any conflict more complex than Super Mario Brothers.

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Rosy-faced Lovebirds on a cactus in Paradise Valley, Arizona. 

#birds

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can you ask your friend to stop romanticizing drug and alcohol abuse? (the “ageing like a fine wine” post)

I have no idea what on earth you're talking about but no I will not do that

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Crazy how many people want characters in fiction to speak and act like they’ve had 20 hours of intensive therapy. Could NOT be me I want these bitches fucked up insane

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GIRLS WHEN THE FIRST DEATH IS IN THE HEART

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finally decided to sit down and watch the incredibles again. there will be no commentary because i’m gonna be too busy watching it

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LISA FRANKENSTEIN (2024) written by Diablo Cody

#this movie fucked so hard #also TO ME it's t4t and theyre both dudes #i cant and shant explain my poetry

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i have a real issue where i view myself as a non-elitist underdog, but compared to people who arent on tumblr.gov i probably come off like the elitist snob. good to have perspective

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i spent 5 minutes being offended by this because of how judgmental it is, before realizing i do in fact read museum placards so i was just annoyed at someone hypothetically thinking i dont read carefully enough -_- i need to be on medication for real

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i love when someone who called me slurs on a sideblog tries to engage with my main account like we're on good terms. no, you called people slurs!

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i may not be gods strongest warrior but there is all sorts of bullshit that he makes me deal with and i hndle it not very well usually

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People will be like Kim and Harry is a bunk pairing because Kim deserves better than Harry.

Which like sure probably but Kim isn't gonna get better than Harry and you gotta take it from Kim's pov.

You're a 43 year old gay cop who's blind without his glasses, has back problems, wears historical cosplay to work, is a consummate professional who's married to his car and takes way too much pleasure in being a party pooper.

You're not exactly prime dating material and on top of that there's probably a lot of racist weirdos out there in the dating pool you're getting sick of bumping into.

But then up and saunters this sloppy ass bear, he's a weirdo and a fucking absolute mess who can't even remember what money is, but he's an incredibly intelligent and talented detective.

he's also weirdly kind if not incredibly creepy but he makes you laugh and gets you to enjoy yourself when you normally wouldn't and then all of a sudden he is absolutely enamoured with you, transfixed even, who thinks you're not only too good for him, but you're deserving of the best possible person and he recognizes this and he's desperately willing to do literally anything to be good enough for you. And you're over here thinking about how you've been settling for less than your worth and at least this wet dog of a man is not only recognizing your worth but seeing you as more valuable than you've ever dared to see yourself.

#disco elysium #theres proof that the gay scene would be weird to kim bc one of the only other gay charas we see has raceplay props in his apt

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love how lonely you seem. very hot.

honestly i needed this thank you

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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes

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sometimes im like "wow holy shit im being really fucking annoying. i should stop talking" and then i pull out my magic 8 ball and it says "youve always been annoying and your friends chose to talk you anyways. youll be fine" and im like wow thanks magic 8 ball. and then the ogre attacks me

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders