saw this while exhaling my vape and started choking on it
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it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
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Im embarrassed I made a typo I meant to put college
lol you’re good
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She turned into a mega bitch and giant whore after collage. Wish her the best though
Ope 💀
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You know how you say you had a crush for 6 months. I once had a crush on my female best friend from high school for years and to this day she doesn’t know lol
Yes and hahahaha omg twins!
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reminder ‼️ go sit by the river in the sun
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sorry i can't come in to work today. yeah sorry they killed me off last night. yeah i just wasn't relevant to the plot anymore. i should be in tomorrow but i'll let you know.
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