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Make me into a train station

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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Doug dimma dammit, hotdog fell out the bun. I’ll never live this down.

#hot dog

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All we need now is the vampire equivalent. Start another war

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@nanithewhat20 can you confirm?

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@nanithewhat20

Your daily dose of fluffy animal content ♡

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Like a DONUT

how much fun are we having in this timeline folks?

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Gaud said *wrong* answers only

what pride flag is this (wrong answers only)

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GOD DAMN IT JEFF

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Humans are edible too.

Are you edible? If so what do you taste like?

A majority of Pokémon are edible, Snoms included.

The taste of them though?

From what I've read, bad.

I know in some regions they have Slowpoke Tail, which don't worry because they can regrow their tails, and it's pretty popular.

Just because you can eat something, doesn't necessarily mean it will taste good.

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28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN’T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE HUH?

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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Furry arc lol

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Homie I think that’s just a dice mold. That said, still works as an ice tray

Oh oh I finally have a weird dice!!! My brother got me a d20 ice cube maker for Christmas and it results in THESE. They even have numbers so you could roll it when it's fresh (I rolled a 4 rip)

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🎶 WHAT CAN YOU DO WITH AN UNDEAD SAILER?

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

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SNOM YES SNOM

Okay, I'm making this post very quick because I just had a nightmare about this but please never let me post something stupid that could put me in danger. If I make a post of something and it says where I live, you all have full permission to scream at me to delete the post.

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Y’know what, these are getting so stupid that I’m starting a tag #how many errors did this bot make.

Alright let’s see here

“ThereeM [name]id” that’s 2

“dy EN” what? Up to 4

“Rr” 5?

“Plss be fastt im IEE” I could say 7 but im going to be mean and say 8.

“rV heree” 9 errors

As usual, if you see these bots, don’t click the link. Just click report.

#how many errors did this bot make

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You’re all wrong. Kindness is the name of my gun

"kill them with kindness" wrong. bone construct

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Because more scammers are able to find premade bots that they can just link to different accounts.

Hey everyone. Friendly reminder that if you get a pm such as this, DO NOT click ANY suspicious links. Or any links in general. These are bots made to steal your data, and do not have your best interests in mind. Instead, you should click „Mark as spam.“ to remove the message.

Again; NEVER CLICK THESE LINKS. Just mark as spam and move on with your day.