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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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please? please? please?

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sweet dreams

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"ohhh wahhh the problem with building out america's rail network is that nobody wants to live next to train tracks-" I DO BITCH!!!!!!!! #I<3INDUSTRIALNOISES #SEXWITHATRAIN

#sexwithatrain

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cease sending me your inane flirtations. i am already simultaneously married, widowed, divorced, and involuntarily celibate

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Some random night sketch.

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it would be wack if sharks could make noises. like imagine if they oinked like pigs

imagine if they sang so so sweetly and we ingrained it as a cultural linguistic phenomenon

"as sweet as a shark" we would say. "Thou wast not born for death, immortal fish!"

half of our Valentine's Day cards would have sharks on the front

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alien cats 💚‼️

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THEN WHO'S JESUS YAOING IT UP WITH. WHO

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NEW COMMISSION SHEET

Hey hi howdy come get your art

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Looks very comfy

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A tiger bursting to freedom after being rescued from a poacher’s snare in the Russian Far East.

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elon musk had a third child with grimes that he kept secret until the release of his biography. he named it techno mechanicus

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands: