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Stoped mid makeout session to point out a scene of the background movie (it was in spanish, my man didn't get shit)

#it was tesis 1996 #masterpiece btws #go watch if you find

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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?

10-15 years in prism.

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Wym the population of the vatican isn't one (1)

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I started group therapy and the only other girl is a literal model who looks at me funny whenever i talk

sorry my biggest trouble atm isn't choosing in between two guys ig idk

#this sounds petty sorry

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I love buildings that were once houses and now serve a public purpose

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count dracula? um, okay. 1. now what

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bitches be like “i dont wanna take medication, it takes away my spark!” bae your spark is fighting to stay on gods green earth. take your fluoxetine and go.

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Public speaking is actually really easy if you don't respect a single soul in that room. I've had an incredibly easy time delivering speeches when I hated everybody I saw and they all thought I did amazing because my disdain was read as confidence. I don't have any tips for you I'm just telling you a fact

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"you're good at art you should go to college you should start animation you should get a job in the industry you have so much potential" I SHOULD BE IN THE WOODS. EATING POISONOUS BERRIES

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Neil!!!

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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

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Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

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Im gonna shuffle my giant playlist of every song i like and if the very first one that plays isnt exactly what i want to hear right this second im gna lose it

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tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

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people without an internal monologue will never know the epic highs and lows of watching the same guy a lot in a short amount of time (youtuber/streamer/shows and movies etc) and then having your internal monologue sound like that guy for a bit

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happy sparkle on its wednesday monday