neo-neurotic

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reading the iliad out loud to myself in my room to balance out all the anime ive watched in my lifetime

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being pretentious about the specifics of a food is annoying, unless its me doing it. tacos cannot be made with ground meat while retaining their purity and that is simply a fact of life

#sliced and grilled to a crisp or bust #shoutout to taqueria by my house for showing me the true way. i love you taqueria by my house

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i would gladly take the role of 'only brown character in an anime' if i could have all white hair

#i jhst. #its so cool...

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the world's most unabashedly evil earthworm has just been plucked out of the soil and eaten by a songbird

#dont ask me what prompted this post ok

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my toxic trait is thinking i could do ave maria no problem even though i only ever sing in my midtoned speaking register

#i could if i really wanted to. i am a special boy

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how it feels meet the most annoying guy on planet earth but he knows all your friends so you can't make fun of him

#and the worst part is i used to act like that. duuude

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not now babe i have to restart this song because i stopped paying attention and missed the cool part

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hate when i get a booboo but its entirely my fault so i cant complain about it

#^ guy who knowingly placed a chunk of frozen meat into a hot pan of oil and didn’t get his hand away fast enough

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in the arcade playing ddr so badly it scares away all the hoes in a 5 mile radius

#its not my fault. i am short.

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being kind to everyone not for moral reasons or out of the purity of my character but so if anyone ever starts shit with me they are automatically the bad one

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speaking of the hs plushies that apparently exist. i would theoretically like to obtain the humble mayor of can town but the only person i can morally ask for a $40 dollar stuffed freak from is my dad who i am NOT ever exposing to homestuck under ANY circumstances

#i would treat him so well.... i would give him canned corn and refried beans... a little sodie pop... #</3

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target if i'm being fully honest i think you are lying to me a little bit

#yeah getting play stuff for my baby got the classic dinosaurs. mind virus. hello kity #i hate that terezi plush so much i need like 7 of them to fill with rocks and throw at people #<- not because i enjoy violence but because it's what she would want me to do

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unpopular opinion but i dislike the synthv voicebanks. its nice that teto was lifted out of utau hell and all but her ai rendition just sounds far too different. i feel this way about all of them but i just care about her more. instead of charming clunk and distinct pronunciations there is now uncanny smoothness. we must go BACK!!!

#i hate generative ai for ethical reasons but i hate vocal ai because it sounds bad. sorry

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hate when i finish crying and tears catch on my eyelashes. i am NOT a fucking leafy bush or perhaps a vine

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every time i try to tie my shoes i just end up inventing another questionable kind of knot

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visual snow syndrome is a blessing and a curse. on one hand there's the literally everything about it but on the other, it is also laughably easy to make fun shapes on popcorn ceilings

#top 10 most entertaining childhood activities #number 1 staring at the ceiling and making mikey mouse over and over again #number 2 watching the fun shapes and colors go by with ur eyes closed #number 3-10 uhhhh something else idk

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'hellsite' was funny for a minute until staff picked up on and started using it. like how about instead of joking about how bad your site is you fix it shitlips

#maybe ive made a post like this before. what evar