neilgayman69

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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism

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Dr Hannibal Cannibal and his husband Mr Will Kill and their lovely daughter Miss Abigail Blackmail

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In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america

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are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook

#i can cook and i dont want to drive

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wilson, honey, of course you think this is an interesting question. you want to fuck marry this man so bad it makes you look stupid etc etc

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RIP James Wilson you would’ve loved gay marriage

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I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world

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Hannibal: how would you kill me?

Will: with my hands. ✋😡🤚

Hannibal:

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They’re on the run :]

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i love hannigram because while exuding the horniest, we-fuck-daily vibes, they don't give off the Actually Fucking vibes. i don't mean this in an asexual way, i mean that whatever they have going on may not be sex but it is twice as erotic (and probably thrice as deadly)

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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results pls

#neither im a fuckin loser

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I hate hate hate a plus size or curvy reader fic that focuses on "inner beauty"

FUCK THAT

she's beautiful because of her full hips and the soft inner part of her thighs and the plush of her belly and the deep crease where her thigh meets her lower tummy?!? she can be physically sexy?? her body can be physically desirable and distracting, jeans can also hug her body in a way that makes the other character/s mind go fuzzy. she can wear tiny, tight clothes and it's just as sexy for her body to be spilling out of a tiny bikini.

it's seriously so frustrating like fat women fuck y'all...

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