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I'mma start talking like Rath from Ben 10 and see how long it takes for someone to gun me down in the street.

#ben 10 #tweets i'd make if elon didn't ruin everything #professionally annoying #it's an art and a gift

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Tumblr and its add tags this. Add tags that. My girls will know what's up when it's up.

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at this point I need the wherewithal to see a bad idea through.

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Now wait a minute is that Henry Blake

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NO I WAS JUST PLAYING Y R ACTUALLY A VERY PRETTY RARE MOLE

What were you doing in Australia???

Actually I'm busy this weekend and can't watch Ted Lasso with you any more.

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*in the thickest Southern accent I can muster*

"Can I get a side of Free Holies?"

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I love how Bruce tells Duke to guard the Cave & Duke goes "Yes, sir. You got it. Not a single goddamm person is getting into this Cave." Like he takes it so seriously that when the GREEN LANTERN shows up, Duke doesn't think "Hm. He probably has a good reason for being here. Maybe I should ask him?"

No.

He DROPKICKS HIS ASS.

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Very happy they gave all the Oscars to Oppenheimer instead of killers of the flower moon (the better movie in every way). Literally so happy.

#oscars #killers of the flower moon

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Now kiss.

Wonder Woman #6 - "Outlaw" (2024)

written by Tom King art by Daniel Sampere & Tomeu Morey

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Taketh no shits

Giveth the tiniest iota of fucks

#so say the Lord

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Once again, my attempts to "support local" have been thwarted by local stores being dogshit.

#support local #rural america

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I’m overwhelmed by my need to bully you to show you my affection.

brb going to Whataburger for the world's fastest Dr. Pepper

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I'm sweating, shitting, and throwing up rn

Your personalized two truths and a lie. If you get one wrong, I'm gonna mail you a fish. Choose the lie.

My favorite anime is full metal alchemist: brotherhood

I have lived in Colorado

I have 4 siblings

May god have mercy on your souls

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Your personalized two truths and a lie. If you get one wrong, I'm gonna mail you a fish. Choose the lie.

My favorite anime is full metal alchemist: brotherhood

I have lived in Colorado

I have 4 siblings

May god have mercy on your souls

#friend ask

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if i could send you a million beans, i would

And I would take each and every bean and cherish them as individuals. For each bean, a kiss on the forehead and a sympathetic ear for their woes. I would send each and every one to bean school and cry at their bean graduation. I would attend their bean weddings and bean bar mitzvahs. And I would watch them grow. I would take those million beans and build a future, not for me, but for them.

#you asked #i answered #beans beans my kingdom for beans

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Actually I’m gonna fall on my ass walking to work today. Pray for me

#forgive me mi lord