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One time years ago I sent you a really stupid and unfunny ask and you answered it and I don't even remember what you said but I think about it a lot and get embarrassed

My whole tumblr career is me just saying dumb embarrassing shit daily. Don't worry about it. Also I forget my own posts, let alone the asks people send me, so it's lost to the ether.

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little thingy from the other week, stuff on my mind

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um. perhaps everyone should go see monkey man. just maybe. consider.

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

#my coworkers were talking about immigration and refugees and the whole “they get money and houses for free” and shit #one colleague even said “i just dont think its fair that they all get luxury housing” which is a fucking lie #but there was three of them and one of me so when my supervisor is like “what do you think about all that” #i just said man you already know you dont wanna hear what i think #people will get mad at me for pushing back on their weird conservative shit but then if i stay silent they drag me in anyway #i wasnt letting him set me up for failure there

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Family hotpot time 🍲💛

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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who uses bookmarks. i flip through the pages and remember my spot like god intended

#i have a small collection of bookmarks #i dont always read as much so i forget where i am #and when i am reading a lot im reading like 3 or more books at once so i cant commit to remembering my spot in each one

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i love gifs that don’t loop. they had a story to tell and now they’re done

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you used to scare me on my scarephone

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Preview

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she would NOT have a vagina

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Everybody do the wenis!

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I'm gonna be honest I have zero idea what people use their queues for. Y'all are getting all of my posts at once the moment I wake up.

#i used it for a joke i was making about timeloops for a year #and for a post that said to reblog it very far in the future

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Damn. The boys are here.

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i think eating one of these would fix my problems