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YOU MAKE ME 💦 SERIES ↠ 23/??

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@guttcrson said,   𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚖𝚎𝚕𝚕.

🌪️     〉     he takes a big whiff of himself, sound effects’n’all. it ain’t him.     “s’all irish springs over here.”     the recipe’s changed, so he’s heard    ..    blah, blah, blah!    his lips thin out, offense definitely taken. he prides himself too much in smelling good, so it sure as shit ain’t him.     “phew    !    talk about green on green crime,    marshie.    —    what, did a leprechaun piss in y’lucky charms?”

#guttcrson

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PROMPTS FROM CSI: CRIME SCENE INVESTIGATION *  assorted dialogue from season 2 of the show, adjust as necessary

i told you i dropped them down the bathroom sink.

haven't you ever spilled a drink?

don't pin that on me.

my life's pretty routine.

when is this thing going to be done?

i remember the first time i saw you. you didn't have any clothes on.

i would've taken you home right then if i could have.

you can't make a deal if you keep your mouth shut.

oh, don't touch it. that's mine!

no one can predict more than a few seconds into the future.

where are we going with this?

i can't be everywhere, [name], and they've banned human cloning.

thanks for noticing. you're very observant.

you showered.

it's easier to get a master's degree than a parking spot on campus.

that would explain that smell.

what's the matter with you?

does that name mean anything?

so how's your new toy working out?

you just made yourself useful.

you never get a second chance to make a first impression.

i don't even know where to start with this one.

any of this sound familiar?

i'm going to forget you called me that.

you're too hard on yourself.

you wanna take a walk around the block? get some air?

i don't believe in rules that tell me how i should live.

how many crusades were fought in the name of god? how many people died because of someone's religion?

always thought you kept your porn in there.

that's not what i was thinking.

i take that as a compliment.

so how do you survive?

i'm that obvious, huh?

i just realized that you and i have a very healthy relationship.

the average american hotel room is covered with stains invisible to the naked eye.

you sound like you're making a commercial.

you've got to get out more.

oh look. one of your friends.

i've always wanted to go there. what was it like?

aren't you going to tell me anything?

how many dinners have we shared?

since when have you been interested in beauty?

what is victoria's secret, i wonder?

if you found a bomb in your car, would you close the hood?

i could have been a rock star.

have you ever been to a swingers party?

#INBOX.

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JEFFREY DEAN MORGAN in THE UNHOLY (2021) dir: Evan Spiliotopoulos

#MIRROR.

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