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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

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*tucks you in* there’s always tomorrow

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Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.

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Chobits, ch. 50

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you’re doomed, there’s nothing I can do 

#was gonna send this to u but realized I was reblogging it from u to begin with

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i understand we are all excited bc of the new season announcement but why am i seeing fans recommend black butler to people on purpose that’s so mean. black butler is something that happens to you much like a car accident or natural disaster

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Imagine a vampire sucked your blood and they didn't even pop a boner. not even half hard. fully flaccid the entire time they sucked your blood. I'd be so humiliated.

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🥰

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I’ve never come across a more threatening magnet

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i cant wait to see this animated, this has to be one of the funniest scenes in dungeon meshi and it's one of my favorites

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