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Nervous About Date
Location: Downtown Houston
*Felicia, Aylen, and Senia are walking towards Minute Maid Park*
*Felicia points to Vic and Anthony's Steakhouse*
Felicia: "Your dad and I went there once on a date. And I was really nervous."
Senia: "Was it because you were a little girl and he was really old?"
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Ugly Princess
Location: At Home
*Aylen is sleeping. Senia is standing over her, waving a toy fairy wand over Aylen*
Senia: "Make Aylen into a princess. An ugly one."
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Mean Neighbor
Location: Outside, In Front Of The Neighbor's House
*Felicia and Senia are walking around our neighborhood*
Senia [outloud]: "HEY, MOM! ARE THOSE THE MEAN NEIGHBORS? YES, THEY ARE OUR MEAN NEIGHBORS!"
*Felicia begins squeezing Senia's hand*
Senia: "I HEARD THEM YELLING LAST NIGHT! LOUD!" [to Chip] "HI, MEAN NEIGHBOR!"
*A few seconds pass*
Senia [to Felicia]: "He didn't say 'hi' to me. He must be shy."
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I Don't Believe In Rain
Location: Outside The House
*It is raining*
*Senia starts spitting in the air*
Felicia: "What are you doing?"
Senia: "I am spitting at the rain. I don't believe in rain."
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I Don't Want To Hurt Your Feelings
Location: At Home
Felicia: "Aylen, do you want to help me write a letter to _____?"
Aylen: "I really want to say 'no' but I don't want to hurt your feelings."
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The Princess
Location: Annunciation Orthodox School
"Once there was a princess. She saw a flower. She picked it. She almost fell off a cliff. There was one puppy paw. This time she rescued the princess. The dog took her home. She ate some supper. The puppy paw wanted to stay with the princess. There was a goat because the princess and the puppy paw went to the zoo. The princess saw lots of flowers. She picked them all and she want back home and the puppy paws too. She still had the flowers with her. There was another puppy paws because the first puppy paws had a baby. The baby was silly and the baby grew up fast. The big puppy paw hugged another big puppy paw. The end."
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CHARACTERS
Aylen: Lily H.
Flower: Aylen
First Puppy Paw: Lily S.
Goat: Morgan
Second Puppy Paw: Callie
Big Puppy Paw: Isabelle
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Not My Chicken
Location: At Grandpa and Grandma's House
*Felicia reprimands both Aylen and Senia for playing and destroying the feather duster*
Felicia: "I am going to pluck the feathers of your chickens."
Senia: "Pluck Hannah (Aylen's chicken)."
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I Eat Boogies
Location: At Grandpa and Grandma's House
Senia: "I eat boogies all of the time. They are delicious."
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I Have A Lot Of Money
Location: In The Car
*Aylen and Senia were arguing in the car about who had the most money*
Senia: "I have a lot of money." *pause* "Because I stole it all from Aylen. And that is not nice. But I said I was sorry. And that makes it okay."
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Old Computer
Location: At Home
*Felicia opens a package, it is the iPad she was given for her birthday*
Senia: "Is this your new computer?"
Felicia: "Yes."
Senia: "So... you don't need your old computer anymore. Can I have your old computer?"
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Poop On Daddy's Head
Location: At Home
*Fernando was napping on his bed*
Senia [whispering]: "I am going to poop on Daddy's head."
*Felicia overhears Senia and approaches the master bedroom, there she sees Senia with her skirt and underwear down, squatting on top of Fernando's head*
Felicia: "Are you going to poop on your dad's head?"
*Senia giggles, pulls her underwear and skirt up, and runs away*
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My Mom Drinks And Drives
Location: El Rey Taqueria
Aylen [outloud]: "My mom drinks and drives."
Felicia: "COFFEE! I drink coffee and drive."
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Not By The Hair Of My Chinny Chin Chin
Location: CARisma Wash
*Felicia steps out of the car to get some change, leaving the keys inside and Senia in the back seat*
*Felicia comes back and notices the car is locked*
Felicia: "Senia! Open the door and let me in."
Senia [laughing hysterically]: "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin."
*Senia continues to play and laugh for five minutes*
*Senia rolls down window to laugh some more, Felicia jams her hand inside and unlocks the door, Senia's face recoils in horror*
Senia: "No-o-o-o-o!"
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