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nakaadaji · 17 hours
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*The batkids get into some drama as civilians and Bruce has to come play dumb and save them*
Citizen: I’m calling the police.
Bruce: Listen, I’m not going to make excuses for these kids, but… life has dealt them a cruel hand, and they’re living with a very serious condition.
*they all try to look sad and play dumb*
Bruce: Truth is, sir, they’re from Gotham.
Citizen: Oh, God. Well that’s punishment enough, I suppose.
Bruce: Quite.
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nakaadaji · 17 hours
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Red Hood’s all about keeping his secret identity from almost everyone, right?
He’s going to all his meetings with the hood on and never lets any of his ‘business partners’ or goons or allies unrelated to the bats see his face, right???
He either gains enough trust or completely forgets to put it on as he walks in on his goons, his gang, if you will.
They all just kinda side eye this kid who just walked in and started ordering around until one of them finally speak up questioning this kids existence and whatnot. Hood whips around to yell at them for their insubordination but goes to run his hands through his hair or something and is genuinely surprised when his fingers DO go through his hair. So he just walks out of the room in a huff until he walks back in and says the exact thing. All the goons immediately burst into action and don’t question the kid who walked in and said the exact same thing moments ago…
In another instance he forgets his hood under his arm and starts addressing everyone but this time they react a bit more aggressively. This time he just sighs and puts the hood on his head. It’s an instant reaction but Doofenshmertz style, “a kid with a hood giving us orders?” To, “Red Hood giving us orders!”
Tim sees it this time and never lets him live it down, periodically calling him Perry the Platypus.
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nakaadaji · 1 day
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“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”
You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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200 Days of genocide. I don't know for how long it will last but all i know the world must stop them we are so tired of killing and displaced & hunger & fear of losing your beloved and unknown future. That's enough what they want more?
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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people have been calling this portrait very befitting considering the amount of blood on the british empire's hands, and i absolutely agree (i also don't want to know how much this was commissioned for because i think of how many British people are struggling with food and fuel poverty):
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[photo: @/WorldTimesWT with caption "Britain's King Charles unveiled the first official portrait of himself since his coronation last May." May 14, 2024.]
in one direct action response to the portrait's reveal, Palestine Action activists did this:
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never forget the British royals' support for a terrorist state -Israel, and never forget that king colonizer has personally voiced support for the bombing and genociding of Palestinian people.
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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Don't scroll. Just think.
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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I'm not here to tell Zionists that they're on the wrong side of history, they're well aware of that and they don't care.
It's been seven months and all they've done since then is double down on their horrid fucking behavior.
These folks will go out of their way to brag about being pro genocidal lunatics because they don't view Palestinians or Arabs as people. And if they see other westerners call them out on their shit, they'll just play the antisemitism card.
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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This brave Palestinian journalist in Khan Younis shares his work with his dog which did not leave him during the hard times..
He says: “This dog starved and dehydrated when I starved and dehydrated due to the lack of food and water in #Gaza. So that, I feel its pain which is similar to my pain.”
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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People like to think of others as sane and reasonable and fail to understand the reality of an entire population raised so deeply depraved, hateful and bloodthirsty that they will go out of their way to block aid. They genuinely want all life in Gaza wiped out and say so. They make TikToks with their dream of resorts and Disneyland and houses on the ruins. Eating poison from day one that turns a baby into a gleeful baby killer.
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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Jason Todd's not-Robin vigilante names
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.
If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.
Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.
Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.
Tim :
Dick :
Tim : My room is normal sized…
Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-
Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.
Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.
Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.
Jason :
Dick :
Jason : Do you want to-
Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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nakaadaji · 4 days
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characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
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