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Ig i can say this now we eloped lol

#im finally a house wife🥰

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Say what u will ab tiktok but occasionally ill come across a comment so out of pocket it literally rips me out of a manic/ depressive episode

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I love old ppl im such an old ppl stanner like go gertty

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Like fr whats the worst that could happen if j stick a needle thru my nose rn

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Restarteds: put thqt animal back😡😡😡

The animal in question; eco terrorist, foreign species, fast breeder, destroyer of eco systems

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LIFES A GAME I RESTARTEDDD

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This pic of me is so cute 🥰

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Me: ats my da ur spiken aboot

Her: oh im so so-

Me: ur not roasting him hard enough. U can do better.

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“Scottish/irish men are tough” yeah have u met our women?

#i love our lasses but jfc they are the only reason i have a singular ball hair

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Being called grandpa by a 14 yo is the equivalent of being kicked in the nuts by a horse with pure metal feet

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Thinking ab the fact my sis kicked everyone out of the delivery room bar me

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I also popped my knee out and traumatised the poor child

I act like a dick but ifk who tf else would spend two hours of their time chasing a dog down

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I act like a dick but ifk who tf else would spend two hours of their time chasing a dog down

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“Ur so lucky ur sister did beauty” bro im violated every time i sleep. She curled MY LASHES PERMANENTLY AND DYED MY FUCKING EYE BROWS I HATE SISTERS RISE UP WE DESERVE BETTER

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Pearl is the most pick me bitch it makes me gayer just so ion ever have to look at a woman like that w any sort of respect

#imgaine being pro pedophilia 🤢🤢

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Me n my bestie won 5 awards last night for our work 🥹🥹

#she deserved them more im just the grunt that does hard labour byt im so so proud

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Actually hate arizonna like fuck u bitch you took his place cause ur a salty cow who expects the world to revole around herself and pedes