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woah rivet be upon ye

2023 / 2022 / 2021

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Maids, cleaners, janitors, and sanitation workers are all the most important people of civilization by far. Even 12 hours without them is VERY noticable and they simply need to be highly compensated for it

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on identity, healing the inner child, fursonas, and cringe culture

#yeah i wish i could talk to child me or at least know who they were #i often wonder if they agree with the choices we made once they were gone #i think they would #they would hate us as a teenager #but i think we figured it out afterwards

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everyone loves Predynastic Egyptian Terracotta Bowl with Human Feet. shout-out to a real one

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Coming to the small screen this 2008, it's the bolt kicking crimefighter; Secret Agent Clank! 

Extra Life donor Clone requested Secret Agent Clank. Thanks for the donation!

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God, what a cool fucking pair of cards. Especially these versions, with Kev Walker's art. Black and White getting the exact same effect, because the death of all fits both divine grace and unknowable horror.

And then Mr. Walker nails the fact that they're the same but different, with not just the inverted colors, but the way that Wrath of God explodes outwards, while Damnation draws all in.

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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

#stereo #the way you move ain't fair you know

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Even Biden supporters want this motherfucker gone like what are we doing here?

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I had a tattoo client ask if I ever used AI to design tattoos for me. Man I spent the better part of a decade doing shitty bit work as a graphic designer and now that I have the space to do whatever I want, I'm gonna let the computer generate random garbage for me? What next should I have a computer that eats my dinner and fucks my wife?

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fandom sucks now I never see PSAs for writers about what can and cannot be used as lube

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nice argument but

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#i fall heavily into the freeze part of Fight Flight Freeze #so given this is likely shocking but not an actual dangerous situation #i think I'm likely to end up just staring at it like 'oh a dead guy' #i would be thoroughly unhelpful

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why are all the star trek games based on war and ship command and galactic fighting and war. i want diplomat simulator. i want skyrim for star trek. i wanna talk to a bunch of aliens about their farming rivalry and then go to the planet where everyones an italian mobster. i dont give a shit about upgrading the torpedoes on my battle cruiser to level up and destroy other ships in the New Online MMORPG. i want my entire ship to malfunction because an alien laid an egg in the nacelles and then i want to fix it by raising the alien as my own and then tossing it into space. what’s so hard to understand.

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sage comics

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Another go at Hordika Nokama.

She needed shark teeth

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JANELLE MONÁE photographed by MASON ROSE (Halloween 2023)

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Here's another Game Changer pitch that I came up with. Simply put, the name of the game would be "Just have fun."

It'll feature Brennan and two other chill players (I'm thinking Zac or Ally) and Sam would hand them random toys and games to play with. The player who has the most fun wins a point for that round...but they won't know that going in. Sam will just give them the toy and game and leave it up to interpretation of what won them that point. And Brennan, the hyper-competitive person that he is, will likely over-analyze every round, trying and failing to figure out what the goal is. "Is it to be the best? Is it another fucked up game where you have to lose? No, that can't be, because Zac was in the lead last time. Then what IS it?"

Meanwhile the other chill players are effortlessly winning by just having a good time. It'd also be an extra twist to the knife if he actually wins a few points accidentally because he let himself have fun for a minute and overthinks what he did differently in that round and trying too hard to replicate the same outcome while Zac and Ally, at this point, likely figured it out or don't care enough because they're both just having a good time.

And it'd be REALLY fucked up if Sam begins each round by "sarcastically" going "Have fun."