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He didn’t account for their level of hungriness? Nobody knows why it stopped being effective.

#Death of the hipponotist #He wanted friends and he wanted an army of semi-aquatic mammals #His technique worked perfectly on otters but he didn't stop there #benjamin dewey #tragedy series #mystery index

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Being popular is tough sometimes: dragons and dungeons don’t handle rejection with introspection like they should.

#Crawling Dungeon #He rolled a nat 1 when it came to evading #He cast a love spell without ever intending to #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series

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As they returned to their ships, with their ill-gotten humbugs, a few parting grumbles about younger generations were offered as parting shots. They were never seen again.

#octogenarian barbarians #the cane or the sword: choose your doom #They also wanted all of the high-waisted trousers but that was just bonus treasure #benjamin dewey #mystery-index #tragedy series

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He just wanted his parents to see him succeed but it was never to be...

#invisible Thoroughbred #He was suspected of many horse-pranks over the years #The mud wouldn't stick to him for some reason; part of his powers maybe? #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series

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The mutual feeling of self-negation was the first hint they had that there was something strange going on.

#Biggest Buddhist #the question of how he got in to the mansion is worth meditating on #thereafter they were more mindful of both their experience and not being stepped on #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series

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Seriously... where did it go?

#omitted moments #Maybe he's a superhero or a werewolf? #Retroactively he discovered that he did finish the book #benjamin dewey #tragedy series #mystery index

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Her cousin was a claim jumper and she may have taken the wrong lessons from their recent correspondence. 

#Rowboat robber #she escaped into the river with the loot but we never saw her come out of the water #Was it being obtained for another to form a matched pair? #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series

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Is he a kid in a costume? Is he an imp of inappropriate levity? These questions have answers.

#lil'-spookums #he also interrupts marriage proposals but not as frequently #maybe he just loves black clothes and tears? #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series

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Sometimes the solution is just a kind word.

#Hovering Halberd #Brettwick #The jumping jack-knives of Crumblerly County are still an issue that needs a remedy #It's important to wear a helmet just in case this kind of thing happens again #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series #mystery comics

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Was it the bucket or the pig? No one talks about the hat.

#Rise of bucket pig #all others pailed in comparison #They fought for who would be allowed to carry him #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series

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It’s going to get really waxy. 

There’s a direct reference in here to one of my favorite victorian painters: Tissot.

#Countdown at candle castle #When one wick is cut down three more arise! #It does smell good so there's that #benjamin dewey #tragedy series #mystery index

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Art imitates life. Life misses hanging out on a beach with turtles.

#Pop-up Paradise #Good life #Only the pigeons got to rollin the sand before it phased away #The turtle said Life can be fu... but he got cut off while warping and people assumed he was going to say fudge & fudge sales tripled #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series

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To this day their identity is unknown...

#Puffy Ruffians #mystery index #benjamin dewey #tragedy series #just to be sure they rolled around on a bunch of bees before the robbery spree #they spent most of their ill-gotten gains on creams and salves

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Last bonus quote. This is probably an easy one to guess :)

#sherlock holmes quotes #benjamin dewey #mystery index #dartmoor

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Put them in water, I suppose?

#Bouquet of Trees #Romantic Colossus #Big feelings equal big gestures #There is literally no mountain high enough or river wide enough #benjamin dewey #mystery index #tragedy series #mystery comic

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Bonus quote 1. 

“...instead of theories to suit facts.”

#sherlock holmes quotes #Lion's mane jellyfish #mystery index #benjamin dewey

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Move in if you want but I can’t promise there won’t be bird-centric features.

#construction crane #Bird pun #mystery index #mystery comic #tragedy series #benjamin dewey #I suppose this adds a whole new meaning to nesting #don't put all your eggs in one subdivision