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Brooooo I need that man to text me to hang again. My brain is consumed by his hands and his height. I wanna take him mini golfing but I feel like that’s a lame date idea for a 56 year old lmao. He probably wants to go on a walk or something next time 🤢🤮

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Broski the man is so Lana Del Rey coded and I can’t. Been thinking nonstop about how he squeezed my thigh and caressed my knee. And he smoked and I just 👀 idk the smell of cigarette smoke is nostalgic for me and plus like hot old man smoking just does sinful things to me.

I’m excited because we might meet up tomorrow or Saturday. Depending on his housing situation.

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love cute pet names like “fucking creep” and “freak”

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His voice is nice too. It’s just different enough that I like it. He’s cuter than what his profile pics are. Old men can’t selfie. Also he’s tall. Like really tall. He’s like 6ft2. He’s got nice hands like veiny hands. And he’s got a nice car but he hates it. But it’s blue and has a sunroof and heated seats + steering wheel. Like my man. You got a nice vehicle even if it is ‘tiny.’

He’s also got a son who’s younger than me which is weird. That kinda threw me off.

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I can’t believe my first date was with a 56 year old man. Honestly he was really chill. I didn’t feel pressured to sleep with him. We went to a bar, got some wings, and then went to a tim Hortons and got coffee and then sat in the parking lot and talked.

It was nice. I think it went well. Although I have no indication because I’ve never been on a date or talked with a strange man for long periods of time. There were long bouts of awkward silence, but like my brain was blanking because of the loud bar and not knowing how to converse.

He had a hand on my knee and was like rubbing it and squeezed my thigh a bit. That was kinda exciting. So that was a thing that happened.

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Got some spicy ramen and some kimchi fried rice and man. It’s kinda disappointing. I am big sad.

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Rewatching the godfather and just swoon over Tom whenever he’s on screen. That’s my bby 🥰

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#on the watchlist

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GREGORY PECK as SAM BOWDEN CAPE FEAR (1962)

#he looks so good!!! #ahhhh #gregory peck

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So like now I’ve got his number and we’ve been talking a bit.

So I was like I’m not available this week so like next week is meeting an old pervert named Richard I guess. YOLOing life.

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I just told a man I’d be down to get drinks with him. Omfg what am I doing. Someone needs to grip me by the shoulders and shake me hard and scream at me to stop but like…old men. And he’s not ugly, he’s decent looking. Ugh. Agh.

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I made the best decision on getting the first season of Rome on dvd 👌🏻😏 everybody is so hot.

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something about coryo shouting in the woods with a gun in his hands really does something for me

#that was an experience 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

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When I go onto fetlife and like see a hot old guy and then follow him and then he follows me back and sends me a message and it’s like…ew go away sir. Go back to the nursing home. Leave. Begone thot.

Like I thought this 56 year old dude was decent looking and now he actually wants to talk. Ugh. Screaming crying throwing up in the bad way.

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CALLUM KEITH RENNIE as Captain Rayner in Star Trek: Discovery

#do I know anything about Star Trek? no #am I gonna watch this just for ckr? hell yes

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Jeremy Irons looks hot af in the Kingdom of Heaven so like I guess that’s what I’ll be watching tonight.

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I just bought myself some Chelsea boots because I looked down at my ratty shoes and then saw they were on sale and was like ah yes I need those. I just spent $91 on fucking boots that I don’t need. Agh.

Now I’m gonna go look for pretty dresses even though I don’t wear dresses lmao