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Criminal Minds is such a good comfort show for those who crave platonic love and a supportive family dynamic. I understand why people love to ship, but I just struggle to see any sort of romantic chemistry between ANY of the main characters. They are all siblings/parental figures to me

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James “The Archer” Potter

Sirius “You’re On Your Own, Kid” Black

Remus “this is me trying” Lupin

Peter “Getaway Car” Pettigrew

Lily “Karma” Evans

Dorcas “mad woman” Meadowes

Marlene “Dress” McKinnon

Mary “The Man” Macdonald

Regulus “Anti-Hero” Black

Evan “Cruel Summer” Rosier

Barty “Don’t Blame Me” Crouch Jr.

Pandora “State Of Grace” Lovegood

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"all three of us were drowning and we didn't know how to save eachother, but there was an understanding that we were all drowning together" is so regulus, evan and barty

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love that sirius had a whole book named after him for which he’s in like three scenes. my boy really is the Main Character

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Remus and his Halloween sweater 🎃

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Barty Crouch Jr.’s only dream in life is to be a trophy wife, I mean… doesn’t have to do anything, gets pretty things, AND pisses off his dad. All he ever wanted, and Evan Rosier will give that to him.

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So glad Taylor Swift is releasing new music, marauder’s authors were running out of fic titles

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sirius *is bored, looking at the ceiling* : would you die for me remus?

remus *not looking up from his book, smirks* : i would die just because i feel like it but you are literally the only reason i am still alive.

sirius : *smiling, heart eyes, internal screaming, publishes +15k words fanfiction of friends to lovers*

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“Slut era,” James Potter whispers to himself before walking into the forbidden forest to convince the wood nymphs to serenade him and Regulus Black for a Valentine’s date.

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sunseeker🌌💫

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james trying to explain why he’s got detention to his mom: listen i don’t know why i pulled that prank! maybe i’m having a midlife crisis!

effie: james you are ten

james: ten and a half actually and i could die at 21

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“my favorite harry potter movie is the prisoner of azkaban” i know who you are.

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Pandora: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.

Regulus: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and James isn’t

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Sirius and Regulus at Walburgas funeral:

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“Why is Regulus so mean in fics” “Why is Lily so rude in this fic”

I personally think they should be meaner. In fact, I think they should be allowed to kill and eat people. As a treat.

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Marauders fans be like “i read AU’s to escape the pain of cannon” and then the AU is the bloody Hunger Games

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I like Regulus being a cat ok? But I just love him being a raven, I think there is so much more about his personality and something poetic about trying to be free.