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myceliummischef · 2 days
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More medieval dyes for y'all!
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Multiple Swords of Damocles hanging over someone's head in the shape of a halo
10 of swords prequel
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I think dolly parton should exist in fallout
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myceliummischef · 3 days
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i hate all FNV mods that restore/add an option to convince Mr. House to broker a truce between himself and the Brotherhood of Steel because it's not just a symptom of a completionist, goopy goblin gamer brain that doesn't want to miss out on any of the CONTENT, but also because Mr. House's inflexibility on his desire to see the Brotherhood of Steel exterminated is such a significant character moment. Because it's a moment where this autocrat who views himself as purely rational, purely objective, and purely motivated by an altruistic desire to protect (what he thinks are) the best interests of humanity is forced to let his mask slip in front of the lackey on which he completely depends. He has zero reasonable rationale to want the Brotherhood destroyed and he knows it, he just hates them, and he hates them just because he thinks that they're just fucking lame. He, personally, finds the cultish medieval technoknight schtick obnoxious enough to justify total obliteration, and the fact that he will not back down on this is supposed to be revealing! It makes sense, too, if you understand how aesthetically driven his vision for the future of Vegas and humanity is and how badly a bunch of LARPers in power armor wandering around outside clashes with that aesthetic (he is, literally, a RETVRN guy, except he wants to "retvrn" to everybody looking like they're going to see the Rat Pack perform in concert). Mr. House's stubbornness on this issue is intentionally frustrating, especially if you're someone who up to this point may have found him otherwise agreeable! The Brotherhood of Steel is also something of a mirror, or a competitor even, to Mr. House's vision of himself as the sole worthy heir to the splendor of pre-war technology and control thereof, but that's actually far less important than the fact that he just hates their pussy
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myceliummischef · 3 days
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maybe he hurts every woman that comes into his life because he should be stoned to death and killed and stabbed and beaten and shot and drowned and
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myceliummischef · 3 days
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bethesda fallout dares to ask the incredibly brave question of "what if a big bomb blowing up meant that everyone decided to suddenly stop being human and instead just became roving packs of raiders forever and ever"
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myceliummischef · 3 days
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talking animals and psykers and such are important to fallout the same way microfusion and goofy brain jars are. like it's the B-movie camp you see. it's what keeps you from getting Fallout 4'd
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myceliummischef · 4 days
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finally made a proper reference image for my favorite girl
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Loooove classic fallout
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myceliummischef · 4 days
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children existing in public spaces is genuinely like. necessary for the continuation of society. it doesnt have to be your kids you dont have to volunteer at a daycare or whatever but you need to be able to tolerate the presence of someone who is learning how to exist as a human and interact with people
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myceliummischef · 4 days
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Tim Cain:"I really liked the Fallout Prime show. If you ignore that it's a Fallout show, it's a very entertaining watch!"
Josh Sawyer:"I have no emotional investment in Fallout and I don't care about the games anymore and I couldn't care less about the show."
Chris Avellone:
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.... You guys I think the Fallout Amazon Prime show might be fucking bad.
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myceliummischef · 4 days
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Twitter users are defending their right to assume Picasso was a renaissance artist. Tiktok users think watching any film made outside the US makes you a snob. “Replace classic lit with YA and fan fiction” discourse is flourishing. I think we’re just living in anti intellectual times.
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myceliummischef · 4 days
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My only thoughts about a contemporary FNV au is that it’s all just a bowling league
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myceliummischef · 4 days
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born to use switches and knobs arranged in a cockpit, each one offering a tactile sensation as you flick it and the mech you're in lurches into action
forced to use touchscreens at your desk
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myceliummischef · 5 days
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Well... some of you may have figured out we're not home yet, we're only half way there.
Alien (1979) dir. Ridley Scott
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myceliummischef · 5 days
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After The Bomb
There's an official Fallout ttrpg. I've read it. It's okay!
There's also, completely fanmade, After The Bomb.
And I want to put After The Bomb on your radar, because it's very, very good.
ATB uses a simple d20 + stat system, with bonuses from gear and perks factored in. You have a HP track, which burns at both ends from radiation and damage, and also a survival track that breaks pieces of your equipment whenever it depletes. Rolls are player-made, and the system spends a lot of time in that osr headspace where it cares more about the choices the players make than how they built their character. The game's currency is Junk, and you spend it repairing your gear and crafting consumables.
Levelling up is surprisingly rich with choice, and fights and obstacles are tense and deadly. Again, the core mechanics are simple, but they use this simplicity to push complex choices towards the players. You see a piece of valuable Junk floating in a bog. Do you go in and take a point of radiation? Risk coming back later? Waste your own Junk fashioning a contraption to try and get it out?
After The Bomb comes with its own sandbox campaign set in Minnesota, plus a *lot* of GM support for stuff like factions, monsters, and basebuilding.
It's a gem in our current pre-apocalypse, and I strongly recommend giving it a look.
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