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The sexual tension between a girl and not feeling real every time her birthday comes around
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I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and he held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and he said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.
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"we're all sort of making it up at the end of the day" is definitely one of those beautifully true and reusable quotes originating from a context you wouldn't expect*
*trumps lawyer said this in court today when probed on what he is basing a legal assertion he made on
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CONTROVERSIAL OPINION ABOUT BISEXUALITY
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that purple in the middle is not the right saturation, it doesn't fit with the other two colors and it drives me crazy.
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anyway. time to be weird about it
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I used to think you were a “I’m going to sit in a dark room and brood” sort of teenager, but now I’ve just found out you were in a punk band so now I’ve got a mental picture of a teenage version of you and your mates loitering around a small town with god save the queen playing in the back. Where on the scale were you?
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More than one thing can be true at the same time.
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your honour my client merely just got a little bit genghis khan
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“a community without romance risks being brutish and crass, superficial and brittle, cruel and even muderous. . . i don’t mean just romantic romance. i don’t just mean erotic romance. . . i mean the romance that allows us to soften our voices when we see each other.”
maya angelou, 1998
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They’re in a Disney movie
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hush little baby dont you cry. mamas gonna buy you a big horse fly. and if that big horse fly dont fly. mamas gonna buy you another horse fly
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Abstronic (1952)
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shakespeare wasn't lying that tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow can creep in this petty pace from day to day
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