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My ko fi

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I think about this cake every day

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The Robot Apocalypse came. Cities are empty, you stayed since you’re almost out of insulin and will die soon anyway. The robots find you and while processing you one of them sees your insulin pump and asks if you want to apply for dual citizenship, since the pump technically makes you a cyborg.

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the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

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I made this joke to my girlfriend while watching the show, felt compelled to meme it into existence

#great british bake off #great british baking show #nailed it #baking meme #gbbo 2022 #my memes

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I was taller than Gerard Way.

#Y'all really ain't gonna say anything about otid being officially listed in CelebHeights as Dreampai?

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I was standing in the street outside my house and staring at some really tall trees.

There was a cat climbing up the tree but its front legs were on backwards.

It turned towards me and I saw its glowy eyes and I thought to myself, "I wonder if it can see me staring at it," and in my ear something whispered:

"Yes we can."

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i love you feliformia i love you creatures i love you beasts i love you animals

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When I was a kid I was genuinely horrified by the idea of growing up and I think a large part of it was the insistence by adults in my life that puberty would turn me into someone completely different. They were like “sure you don’t like make up and boys now but you’ll feel differently after puberty” or like “sure you think you wouldn’t want kids now but you’ll see once you’re older”

it’s like damn, stop invalidating kids’ personalities and listen to them and maybe you won’t be so shocked when they don’t transform into a new person later

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That’s one way to do it…

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everybody loves to talk about velma and daphne but y’all seem to forget that velma and hot dog water from mystery incorporated were obviously gay

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Lilo & Stitch is a great example of a story that has no villains. It has antagonists, sure, but most of them are well-meaning. The worst person in the film is that little shit Myrtle, but she’s not in the film that much anyway.

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the MEATBALLS menu????? wtaf tumblr