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I’m really looking forward to the day at work when the CEO comes online and says, “Congrats, that was everything we were gonna do. We’ve done all the work. That’s all the stuff we’ve planned to do. The products are all really good right now and we shouldn’t change them anymore. It’s just cashing checks from here on out.” And we all go outside and play in the river.

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There is explicit nonbinary representation on my math homework

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somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.

and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.

I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me

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I’ve been laughing at this picture for like 5 minutes I love cats

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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

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'Revenge is bad' to YOU. i love when a character destroys everyone who wronged them. i love when they get to bite and maim and tear and rip and scratch and kill. Sorry ur catholic about it but i'm different

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POV you’re a dragon clinging on the Hangman

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There is absolutely nothing you could make up about American politics. Imagination is dead. It's useless.

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first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

#🐝💪✨📝📸 help what does this mean

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im almost afraid to click on this video knowing that the sierra madre martini is canonically made out of stale potato chips and rat poison and looks like this in game

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I'm still reeling from learning Hatsune Miku is going to be in Magic the Gathering

Honestly at this point MTG is like Fortnite, they could throw fucking anything in there and I wouldn't be surprised

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beautiful! majestic!

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this is how the cold war ended

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New post, gonna use this to document my journey as a trans woman