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CW: Mentions of children and parenthood

If you have fankids, children familial f/os, or just any kid that you consider your own, take a minute and imagine:

-Brushing their hair and decorating it with clips.

-Them falling asleep on your lap or against your shoulder after a long day. 

-Introducing them to your favorite bands/artists by playing music on the car’s player. Bonus points if they also introduce you to their music.

-Listening to them gush their heart out about a subject they love.

-Reading them a bed time story, making different voices and everything.

-If they are into sports, imagine them inviting you to one of their games.

-Your child/ren giving you drawings. Bonus points if you put them on the fridge/walls.

-A warm, tight hug after they’ve been crying.

-Playing board games during a rainy day.

-Beach trips and sand castles!

#baker's son #reblog #he's not a child he's a teen but close enough- #Vani deserves to be a little childish-

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Imagine your F/O giving you a goodnight kiss every night.

Most nights it's right before you both go to bed. They kiss your forehead when they pass you in the bathroom brushing your teeth or the tip of your nose facing you in bed after they turn off the lights.

Sometimes, it's after you've fallen asleep. They lean over to kiss you gently, trying very hard not to wake you up, before getting ready for bed and joining you. They pull you as close as they know you're comfortable with and kiss you once more for good measure.

Other times, they're tired and head off to bed before you, hoping you'll join them eventually, rather than getting lost in whatever you're working on or doing and missing out on much needed sleep. They gently lift your hand to their lips and kiss your knuckles, bringing your attention to them for at least a moment as they tell you, "Goodnight. I love you."

And if you return their goodnight kisses, they become so giddy that some nights it's hard for them to actually fall asleep afterwards. But after a while, hearing your soft breathing next to them, they're able to follow you into the land of dreams, knowing you'll be there waiting for them.

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if your s/i had been a canon character in 2008, would people have made AMVs of you and your f/o to either Cascada's "Everytime We Touch" or Skillet's "Comatose"? yes those are your only options, yes this is a false dichotomy.

#comatose 100% #reblog

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what are some cute scenarios y'all imagine with your romantic f/os? i need new ideas for my fake scenarios before bed :'>

#idk if this is cute for others but training for me #sparring matches that just fall apart into flirting #baking together too

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F/O: I find it attractive when S/I.

Platonic F/O: When S/I...?

F/O: Yes.

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💮 for self shippers who dye their hair… 💮

💮 imagine your f/o(s) might offer to help whenever the time comes to redye your hair, whether it’s to help apply anything, clean up afterwards or just to provide support and tell you how beautiful/handsome/gorgeous you’re going to look.~

imagine one day your f/o asking you if you could help them try some hair dye out themselves! ((or, if they already have dyed hair, they want to try out a different color)) maybe they would match your color or maybe they would ask you to pick a color for them? maybe they would be the type to be excited, stars in their eyes as they wait to see their new look, or would they be nervous, more shy but completely trusting you to make sure everything turns out well.

either way, it’s a fun time sharing something with your f/o!

#xigbar just yells at me to stop doing it at 1am but he does the cleanup so I can sleep :)

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F/O: Hey, love, have you seen my jacket?

You, huddled in it while lying on the couch:

#xigbar: babe I have a meeting #ry: cool but mine now

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S/I: Where do you want to go on our next date?

F/O: Movies.

F/O: If the movie is great, we can geek out.

F/O: If the movie sucks, we can make out.

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S/I: You can't just stab someone!

F/O: You weren't there! You didn't hear what they said!

S/I: What'd they say?

F/O: "What are you gonna do? Stab me?"

S/I: Yeah, that's fair.

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S/I: You can't just stab someone!

F/O: You weren't there! You didn't hear what they said!

S/I: What'd they say?

F/O: "What are you gonna do? Stab me?"

S/I: Yeah, that's fair.

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F/O: Hey S/I, would you like to get lunch with me sometime?

Platonic F/O, jumping in front of S/I: Your application has been submitted and is pending board approval.

F/O: Wait, wha-

Platonic F/O, raising a knife: DENIED!

#vani fucking would

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Fankid: *starts screaming at 3AM*

S/I, half-asleep: Your turn.

F/O: Ugh, fine.

F/O: *starts screaming*

#replace fankid with vanitas and its my house #he and xigbar scream to assert domanace and im tired

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Imagine your F/O(s) sending you messages with memes or pictures and the caption "this is you" or "this is us". Do they send cute and wholesome images or chaotic and funny ones?

#chaotic all th way #vani and xigbar are idiots

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imagine your favourite character in grey sweat pants. nothing else, just those

#reblog #I'd say I am looking respectfully but that would be a lie #and Xigbar would know it

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if you have a rounder face or soft cheeks imagine your f/o just. holding your face... in their palms... and looking at you... so sweetly... and refusing to let go 'til they kiss you

#reblog

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S/I: Hey guys, F/O says "I love you" weird.

Platonic F/O: How so?

S/I: Watch this.

S/I: F/O, I love you!

F/O: I'd kill for you!

#free shooter and the baker #baker's son #reblog

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You know the drill

tag you and your f/o

#xigbar and I and he's the one pushing #im drinking a white russian as it's happening #reblog