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“Remember, if you die in the simulation-” “Yeah, yeah, we know, you die in real life.” “What? No! You need to reset the simulation with this terminal! What is WRONG with you humans?!”
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I dont know what to say. I’m at a ,’ , |,’_’ for words
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It makes me happy when they listen
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Once while I was at work a grown ass man told me "no matter how tough you act you'll never be a man, just like I'll never be a woman" and I know he MEANT like "I'm tougher than you because women are weak" but I heard it in Queer and went "Oh.... sweetheart" and he just completely recoiled it was insane
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yes girl I think it’s incredibly sexy how indecisive you are about every single decision in your life. I also love how you haven’t let anything go since you were 12. can we make out now
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Knowledge is empowering
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bbc merlin - 03x07 The Castle of Fyrien
merlin's little squat vs arthur's mermaid position can be something so personal
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to me the difference between travis mcelroy and misha collins is i think travis mcelroy curses god every night before he goes to bed for not making him bisexual but would NEVER touch a man whereas misha collins realised he was straight somewhere around his 14th blowjob
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i just think what if
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her pronouns are HE/HIM
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I know people have mentioned it before but Dean will find a way to thrive in pretty much any environment. 
Sent away to a group home? Becomes a champion wrestler. Kisses a girl. Learns how to play guitar.
Prison? He will hustle everyone out of their money and happily eat all the food others are too disgusted to eat. His caloric excess will be used to defend his 6′4′’ brother. His uniform is somehow fitted. 
Purgatory? Forms a murder bestie trio and two men fall in love with him. Somehow, he even finds time to shave. 
Trapped in an alternate universe? He eats lizards and he likes it. 
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Fuck it we bawl (starts sobbing uncontrollably)
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Why did I only find out today that the “I think we need to kill this guy meme” was a fucking Steven Universe vs Hitler comic?????
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I was just caught so off guard by this
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