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[EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BOUNDS CHECK]

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drraw your fursona as your favorite yomih character NOW

(cowboy in 2nd image is my hubby @mochacoffeetea

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I am obsessed with this idea

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sometimes dnd archetypes annoy me because like. at the core of a paladin oath it's being so dedicated to something it gives you superpowers

they're not christian camp counselors or cops they're fucking autistic

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Any excuse to get the pole out 🙄

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losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing

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dnd character idea; warlock that calls their party "chat" and their patron "mods"

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I really like dungeon meshi, so take this bit of propaganda

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i’m convinced that the ice age franchise won’t end until the squirrel that always chases after the nut gets an equally hideous girlfriend with Squirrel Tits™ and eyelashes

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Okay but trans sytraphants? How would that work? Like would the crest size change based in HRT or is it a permanent feature once puberty hits? - @thatoddboy

This ask made me THINK! I'm thinking they don't do any messing until puberty is over since the crest does have their brains in it and all, but they can trim back the points of the crest to align to more gender conforming shapes! After that they can also adjust the colors as bio-males crests are colored a lot brighter. Also scent is a very important sense to them! So another option is to change up their scent to better pass. I don't know enough about them yet to know about their hormone situation. They're pretty chill about it tho, there isn't major pressure to physically transition in order to be a dude or gal!

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

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i'm so sick of being the only person who can make simple connections of how doing a thing to the ecosystem has effects. so so so so sick NO ONE knows the ways of the plants

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This had no right to be as funny as it was help.

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

#oh no

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call me npc, cause i'm not playing! 🧍‍♂️