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Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x

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why would they ever delete this scene

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I was asking myself just now why they have “16 and pregnant” but not “16 and impregnated a girl” but I realized it would be pretty boring to watch a 16 year old boy play video games and go to school and live life as normal

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YOU THINK I’M JOKING BUT I’M DEAD SERIOUS

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I love a cast.

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Female Awesome Meme ♡ [9/10] supporting female characters - Gina Linetti “But isn’t Gina Linetti more of a state of mind? Like, in a way weren’t we all Gina Linetti today?”

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Bad News: Our boss locked the keys inside the building.

Good News: We didn’t have to wait around for a locksmith.

Bad News: My boss finds it very concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my Tragic Backstory™. I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.

Good News: A cute girl saw me do it.

Bad News: It was Maggie, and since she’s already seen me fall out of several trees, cry because I saw a fawn that was just too damn small, and knows I can ride a unicycle, she’ll never think I’m cool no matter what I do. It’s too late. She knows.

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last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti

but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”

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# me

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speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried blood

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I was so very productive in digital art class and made these soda ripoffs, enjoy

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I have what doctors call “directional insanity.” I once got lost on an escalator.

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this is so fucking funny omg