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all you suckers are spending $70 on totk but not me I’m emulating it on tumblr

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site that you can type in the definition of a word and get the word

site for when you can only remember part of a word/its definition 

site that gives you words that rhyme with a word

site that gives you synonyms and antonyms

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i’ve some how managed to turn an old gay man on pinterest into a jerma stan by complete accident what is happening

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Tax heaven 3000 is out! Unfortunately I'm stuck at work so I can't play it and post updates yet

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“When do you stop tagging for spoilers?” Never. Absolutely never. Network Effect came out 3 years ago and there are people who received All Systems Red as a present from a friend this past Christmas. Wolf 359 ended 6 years ago and half the tumblr tag is still people liveblogging their listening to it for the first time. The Vorkosigan Saga has been running since the 80s and I wasn’t born yet then so I’m reading it for the first time now. I was the dick in high school who told my classmates that Sydney Carton died at the end when we were reading A Tale of Two Cities in English class and was so smug about how it was written in the 1800s so it Didn’t Count as spoilers, but they hadn’t read it yet! They were invested in Sydney’s doomed love and if he could make it work! I am not 16 anymore I am not going to assume a work being older should mean people don’t get to experience it for the first time

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not been on tumblr for about a week, been followed by 21 porn bots in that time

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Not much focus on rehabilitation

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Cows reaction when they see grass after being shut down indoors for 6 months. 

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See if I was a transphobe and I wanted people to think I’m not a right-wing fascist, I probably wouldn’t be quoting Adolf Hitler and referring to Mein Kampf in public.

Transphobes are not great at interacting with the general public. Most passers by will hear this and think they’re insane.

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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems

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Y'all have got to get better at handling uncertainty. Sometimes two people will have a falling out and you legitimately won't be able to tell which one was the abuser and which one was the victim. Sometimes you'll encounter a stranger online who might be a channer troll trying to stir shit up or might be a deeply traumatized person trying their hardest to speak their truth. That person with the gendery vibes might be a trans egg or they might be a cis person who just does whatever the hell they want. You have got to learn to act appropriately when you can't know everything.

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this is not a photo from cassini but an artist’s painting depicting an ‘over the shoulder shot’ that was put out by NASA/JPL in april 2017

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Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

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I love how humans have literally not changed throughout history like the graffiti from Pompeii has people from hundreds of years ago writing stuff like “Marcus is gay” “I fucked a girl here” “Julius your mum wishes she was with me” and leonardo da vinci’s assistants drew dicks in their notebooks just for the banter and mozart created a piece called “kiss my ass” so when people wish for ‘today’s generation’ to be like ‘how people used to’ then we’re already there buddy we’ve always been