“hate you too, kid,” he says with an affectionate grin.
only sans undertale could dredge an in character post out of olivia when she’s not even on the roster
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I’m looking at you two pun freaks
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@multiverse-of-souls said: (The legend, the myth)
*...he already fell back asleep.
*there are ketchup stains on his shirt.
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*You sign into Mrfunnybone.tumblr.com and make one (1) post
“welp. my work here is done. i’m goin’ on break.”
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bravest:
“ pfffffft . when do i ever mind my freaking manners , dude ?! ” ignore the infectious smile crossing her visage ; it’s one of those endearing little shit grins , all slightly scrunched nose and mismatched eyes warm with mischief . olivia giggles as bony phalanges muss up her (already unruly!) brown tresses , shaking her head and grumbling in half-hearted annoyance as she attempts to smooth it back down again . “ you’re sad about your lame old nap when a perfectly cool kid is right here ready t’ make your day worse—?! … er , i mean , brighten your day , obviously ! heehee . ”
“a cool kid, huh? alright. sure. where are they?” he asks, casually leaning back on his heels as he takes an exaggerated gander around. “they hidin’ behind that conveniently shaped lamp?”
The lamp was, indeed, conveniently shaped. Kind of familiar looking, too. He gave Olivia a little wink. “ah, well. if you find em’, let ‘em know to meet me at grillby’s and we can get a couple burgs.”
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Sans to all of the DeltaRune blogs that stumbled across this corner of tumblr:
“sorry, pal. never heard of ya. but hey, still got some ‘dogs for sale if you’re interested.”
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@bravest said: GET OFF YOUR BREAK. COME AND SAY HI TO UR FAVOURITE BRAT RIGHT NOW!!
“ah, geez...just when my nap was gettin’ good...”
But his bony hand still lands in the kids hair, rufflin’ it, messin’ it up in that special way that only Dear Old Sans can.
“you been mindin’ your manners, buddy? brushing your streets and lookin’ both ways before crossing your teeth?”
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bravest:
“ YOU . ”
“yoo-hoo?” He says, waggling a bottle of delicious chocolate beverage before the kid.
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ARE YOU BACK?
"sorry, buddy. i'm on break."
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puzzlebones:
Can't a Cool dude go at least a day without his brothers horrible puns everywhere?
“heh. ain’t my fault you don’t got the stomach for it, Paps.”
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@the-judge-of-bones punned: "How unfortunate of them to string him along." - pun 2: skeleton boogaloo
“yeah. they’re real trebel makers.”
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“a man was attacked by string instruments. it was a brutal attack of violins.”
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“Hey come’re, I need to tell you something.”
“nerd.”
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*get outta my church.
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*you know, on days like today, there ain’t always a good joke to make. i dunno, pal, sometimes things just don’t make a lot of sense. guess that’s life, huh?
*but, uh...
*people. they’re pretty resilient, huh? heh. what i guess i’m gettin’ at is even when bad things happen, even when people act bad, you can still choose to be good. and if you stick together with other good people and keep doing good, chances are, everything will be ok in the end. even if it’s hard.
*so, uh. be good, buddy. we’ll get through this and get back to peace eventually, y’know?
*and hey...if you ever need a break and a place to crash...
*i got a shed with some newspaper in it. you’re welcomed anytime. ignore the bars, they’re too big to hold anyone in, anyway.
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