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Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”
“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”
“NOOOOOOO!”
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we must keep pushing the boundaries of human reproduction. for instance i'm envisioning some type of pussy trebuchet
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Very Big Fan of the whole "Mario glaring down a threat while putting himself between said threat and his loved ones" trope, 10/10 never gets old
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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five
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ok idk if people on here are talking abt this idk if I’ve seen it but one of the funniest/most awkward things about the immediate aftermath of the queen’s death was audiences that night going to see musicals on the west end, specifically Wicked. apparently before the show some official came out and called for a minute or two of silence in honor of the queen. makes sense. silence concludes, lights come down, show begins. the overture begins very loudly with dramatic and fast-moving music, moves to a slower section, and at around the minute mark, becomes a very brassy, loud, cantankerous kind of aggressive melody. and then, after a minute of silence and a minute of overture, the audience is greeted with the first words of this musical, the words that have started the musical every night since 2003, now being sung loud and proud in london on September 8th, 2022:
“Good news! She’s dead!”
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Jack Black and Anya Taylor-Joy understood the mf assignment
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True isolation is when everyone else is talking about their vibrant teenage experience and you’re like. I was just trying to survive
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He'll be a homeboy for you. But not in a way you expect.
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If they're not gay, then give me a heterosexual explanation of why is CJ taking half of his letter to praise Flick
Note: there's no heterosexual explanation
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