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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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Willy wonka doesnt know how to read because he was too busy with his chocolate experiments. btw

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I think what’s incredibly funny is that now if anyone tells a tumblr user that they went to go visit their friend (a completely normal thing to say) without knowing the meme, they’re going to get the stupidest reaction because of how terminally online the other person is. Which is exactly what the original comic was about anyway.

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been awhile since my last shadzel piece, had to fix that

#i hauve covid #bg3 #nsft

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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

#shirts and skins #oc tag

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i cannot recommend wearing fabric of mixed materials enough

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

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#naruto

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thinking about that one video

#albuquerque cinematic universe #fuzz

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the stupidest part of actual chronic social anxiety is that social anxiety will literally actually make you do the socially weird behavior. like it's internally causational. ill be worrying so much about saying something awkward that I'm standing there being NOT awkward the entire time and then asking awkward questions about if what i just did was awkward and apologizing for how awkward I just was being and stumbling over my words and feet to try and avoid doing anything awkward. and then i leave and my brain does it's little check in where it's like "let's evaluate, how awkward were you back there?" and it's like straight hits across the board but only bc of self fulfilling prophecy shit

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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.

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the idea that restrooms, locker rooms, etc need to be single-sex spaces in order for women to be safe is patriarchy's way of signalling to men & boys that society doesn't expect them to behave themselves around women. it is directly antifeminist. it would be antifeminist even if trans people did not exist. a feminist society would demand that women should be safe in all spaces even when there are men there.

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I suppose there's just no getting around the e-begging - I had to go to the emergency room on Monday because I was, for good reason, under the impression that I was experiencing a life-or-death medical emergency. This turned out to not be the case, and what I was dealing with ended up being unpleasant but not life-threatening, but now I have to pay for hospital fees and a litany of tests!

Any financial help at all would be massively helpful as I deal with paying off what is going to be, conservatively, two to three months of my current income for the crime of not wanting to die if I can help it.

[paypal.me]

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huh

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Please look at my baby she’s perfect and gorgeous and she looks like a smooth lump of clay in the sun

#cats

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marcille is so gay it’s unreal. she locked the hell in for those bird boobies. oh and happy lesbian week or something my fellow fruity dungeon meshi fans

#dungeon meshi #never gonna not rb this its so good sodocuabba

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does anyone else find it kind of funny how when tme people look for “clockable” traits for purposes like this that they’ll usually use gender affirming traits for the other tmes while just linking trans women to their (real or imagined) dicks? im not flaming im just saying surely you know that a lot of trans women get dysphoric about this, right? you know not all trans women have dicks and many don’t want them, right

#showing up to the dyke event to stare directly at womens crotches with opera glasses and a big AWOOGA speech bubble #bc im progressive