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Expecting 2021 To be Better Due to Not being 2020 Anymore but Now 2021 Being Forced to Do Nice Things for Other People and Supporting Those who Need It! #EthicalMemes

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As part of a senior thesis, an anthropology student decides to start a cult to see how far it’ll go. Several years, hundreds of deaths, civil warfare and a complete government overthrow later they wonder how they’ll properly cite their sources.

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If it fits, I sits

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This gif is outrageous

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Four roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken human form in the hopes of learning about Earth’s culture. Unfortunately, each alien is from a different planet and believes the other three are normal humans.

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Owner asks dogs to hide because customer is scared of dogs

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No way out

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“Meet my co-worker”

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Someone: Why have you been staring at your computer screen without typing for the past two hours?

Me:

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Big dog little dog

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Chapel Beach, Upper Peninsula, Michigan [OC][2746x3887] @navarre.marshall - Author: wcis4nubz on reddit

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took me awhile to see it

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what is my perfect crime? i break into tiffany’s at midnight. do i go for the vault? no, i go for the chandelier. it’s priceless. as i’m taking it down, a woman catches me. she tells me to stop. it��s her father’s business. she’s tiffany. i say no. we make love all night. in the morning, the cops come and i escape in one of their uniforms. i tell her to meet me in mexico, but i go to canada. i don’t trust her. besides, i like the cold. thirty years later, i get a postcard. i have a son and he’s the chief of police. this is where the story gets interesting. i tell tiffany to meet me in paris by the trocadero. she’s been waiting for me all these years. she’s never taken another lover. i don’t care. i don’t show up. i go to berlin. that’s where i stashed the chandelier.

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Sometimes we all just need a good ear massage 💆‍♀️  

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