job application: why are you passionate about working for our company?
me:
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I Was Trying To Be Funny But It Came Out as Really Mean: A 5-part documentary starring me.
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Emmett looking at Elle
(Totally recommend Legally Blonde the Musical :)
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#iconic
legally blonde the musical - christian borle as emmett forest
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M: Well, she’s my mother. I have got to look after her before anyone else. You undersand?
A: I’d do exactly the same. Well, you’ve been terrible. Really, I mean it. The worst servant I’ve ever had.
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my singing voice is good for showers and mornings in the kitchen and drunken nights and lullabies for babies who need sleep and im okay with this
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