motherly-birdy
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When your coworker says something so sexist you have to hit them with that "sorry i don't get it, can you explain the joke?" stare
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I’m so fag-pilled homosexual style that seeing the phrase “need HER bouncing on it” caused legitimate confusion
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remember when you used to be able to play snake with the… hold on what’s it called
hmm. don’t think i’ll be calling it that. anyways i was gonna say remember when you could play snake with the buffering circle on youtube but. now i have other concerns
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you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
I wasn’t born then.
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It would be real fucked up if anteaters and aardvarks and armadillos and pangolins were all like herons. Instead of like themselves the trundlers
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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain
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