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Wait, isn't that the high king of the Noldor?

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had a revelation

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...and you know what? Everything would have gone better for pretty much everyone if Ungoliant HAD eaten the silmarils, and then Melkor as dessert. Like, none of this book happens after that. 'But Ungoliant would have then consumed all light' I see that like John Himself you are drunk on the light=goodness doctrine. Thousands of beautiful Avari disagree. 'But she would have become a super powerful--' still way easier to kill than Melkor because she is a big round dummy. MY big round dummy. She would eat up Elf Satan and his three pretty shinies and then take a happy little nap and then 1 Tulkas would solve the whole problem. Then the Valar could make the sun and moon as usual and everything is fine. Besides the silms were already hallowed so eating them might have killed her anyway. Either way, wins all around. The silmarils rightfully belong to Ungoliant because she was promised them and then absolutely 100% textually won them fair and square.

'What about Sauron' you know what, fascinating question. I bet he cries.

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My favorite Morgoth moment is when the Great Enemy of Middle Earth got attacked by a big spider and shrieked so loudly all his balrogs heard from miles away and had to come rescue him. Damsel behavior

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The divine right of kings but it's a curse

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Saw a meme and was inspired

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bechdel test but it's about whether fingon & maglor talk about anything that isn't maedhros

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"and they feared the Eldar and the light of their eyes" is SO evocative by implication alone and i love love love when we're reminded the elves are eldritch beings. humans show up and they're met with a tall glowing willowy preternaturally strong people who read minds and have incomprehensibly magical burning light either smoldering in or emanating from their eyeballs. but in a poetic way that captivates them. mostly.

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Top five gowns of 2023 as voted by my followers: Yanina fall 2023 couture in third place

#laiquendi fashion

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Dress from the Art Deco era.

#Noldor fashion

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"our most beloved star" is such a fun way to say "that rock my relatives killed a lot of people over that's in the sky now"

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Sorry everyone but this is how i headcanon Huan from now on, idc…

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it fucks me up that tolkien only died in 1973. dude has the vibe of a victorian scholar who wrote all his manuscripts by candlelight but then you look him up and realise that he knew what color tv was. what the fuck.

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incredibly rushed and made while Very Tirwd but .new ship bingo :3333

send me ships 2 do this with or rb 2 do it yrself idc …………

#ship bingo #if you wanna #👉👈

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You can tell that I’m a real Lord of the Rings expert because my favorite character is the unnamed sentient fox that appears for three lines in chapter 3 of the fellowship of the ring. 

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“shit tier ugly ass elf” is Up There in terms of internet phrases that make me laugh every time i remember them

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first age beleriand discourse tag simulator

user1: sure you have "kinslayers dni" in your bio but are you normal about the sindar

user2: keep getting anons about this but NO prince turgon isn't a girlboss for fucking off with half the fucking population

user3: Got blocked by the OP of the post so I can't respond directly but the day I'm allowed to speak my own language in public is the day I'll believe in "Noldor privilege" sweet fucking varda

user4: 👏remarriage 👏 isn't 👏 valid 👏 your 👏 old 👏 marriage-bond 👏 can't 👏 be 👏 broken 👏 it 👏 doesn't 👏 matter 👏 if 👏 your 👏 spouse 👏 died

user5: gotta say i'm almost impressed by the level of cognitive dissonance some of you have to have to condemn feanor but excuse the valar tbh tbh

user6: reblog this if you're loyal to king thingol and live outside the girdle i'm trying to prove a point

user7:

user8: say what you want about it i was born a humanfucker and i'll die a humanfucker