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The Customer is never valid.

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if you get these from your drug dealer this halloween, don’t eat them and please throw them away inmediately. they are n’t drugs, they are candy. if you have one you will not have any hallucinations or even get a little high, it just tastes like sour chalk. please spread this around.

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school: We need your ROUGHEST 1-ply toilet paper for our bathrooms salesman: we already sell you the shittiest paper available sir school *sliding them $10,000 that could have gone to the arts department*: maybe this will… Change your mind

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This is so fall 2016 specific, I can’t imagine explaining it to my children

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Sometimes VATS gives you information in unintended ways.

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20 minutes into nearly napping and chill and he start rapping at your chamber door

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[1-800-miami]

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In theatre, you look like a fucking idiot if you do Shakespeare in a British accent

at what point in history do you think americans stopped having british accents

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Peent.

Peent.

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bad

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i’m watching Bee Movie for the first time

i’m 1 minute and 30 seconds in

a’ight so this main character is supposed to be a male bee but he uses a pencil sharpener to sharpen his stinger but male bees don’t have stingers?

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Double Dragonite