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mossypax · 16 hours
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mossypax · 16 hours
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there should be a socially acceptable way to say "im not sure what to say to that. can you say something different"
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mossypax · 1 day
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Clint you've got to be fucking kidding me
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mossypax · 1 day
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mossypax · 1 day
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The Desolation of Scorch
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mossypax · 2 days
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mossypax · 3 days
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www.tdick.gov
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mossypax · 3 days
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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mossypax · 3 days
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"it's so fucking over" yeah dude it's 11pm it's the end of the day it's time for you to go to bed. and tomorrow you'll be so fucking back because you'll be awake. go tuck yourself in dude you'll be ok
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mossypax · 3 days
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i should be naked with my lover not whatever this is
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mossypax · 3 days
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just saw some loser who had their car wipers on too fast when it was only light rain. Me and the fellow drivers pointed and laughed at him
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mossypax · 4 days
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BEHOLD...
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you're welcome ✨
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mossypax · 5 days
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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mossypax · 7 days
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if i was an animal id be a gorilla
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mossypax · 7 days
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What u doin to my nosey????
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mossypax · 7 days
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we just keep naming bugs like this
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mossypax · 7 days
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build a bear ✨ colorful splatter cow 🩵
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