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Dude, that's freakin' hardcore and I for one respect it. That Bible app will always be there! You can get that back!

You know what you can't get back? A LIVE CONCERT!

Okay ya’ll I’ve been wanting to get something off my chest so you remember that post by that person that was at a 1D concert and they saw a girl that ran out of storage on her phone from vids and pics so to make more room she deleted her bible app on her phone okay well that was me I’m not kidding omfg and I can’t find that post I’ve only seen one like it that said it was a PATD! concert and if it was a PATD! concert and not a 1D concert I really just exposed myself I was deleting all my apps to make room for more storage why’d you have to post about me like that that post went viral and when I saw it I was like “oh no oh no oh no this is about me I did that” and it just likes to pop up in my head at random times when I’m trying to have a good day or just sleep and it’s been eating me alive for years

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yeah until you eat his rectangle

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Okay but look let's be honest, you don't put a bay leaf in someone's burrito, that's against the very idea of burritos.

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Didn't know I was gonna CRY today...

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Gryffindor wearing 'Sun's out Guns out' tank top: Dude just, lose the hoodie, why do you do this to yourself?

Ravenclaw wearing pants and hoodie: *sweating profusely* I'm fine this is my summer hoodie

“Just so sweaty.”

— A Ravenclaw at any point during the summer

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Many writers (the dude ones) have no idea that bras are oppressing boob prisons, the removal of which signifies that you are done for the day and therefore will not accept new assignments until the start of the next day when you have again put it on.

Maybe it is a clever plot device though... Maybe it's meant to symbolize that Shepard is just always ready to go, she's always prepared to fight for humanity!

Third option, in space we've made bras that are the most comfy and they figured out a way, using the Mass Effect, to create a Mass Effect spacial extension envelope where the breasts within experience their own microenvironment where they don't experience G-forces of the real world and have a decent amount of space. Maybe the bras of the future are luxurious and pampering, and you just don't want to take them off.

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

I cannot, to this very day, understand Commander Shepard. Why the fuck does she sleep with a bra on it’s honestly sadistic and offensive.

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This is absolutely fantastic...

DISNEY SONGS HIT DIFFERENT WHEN YOU’RE IN THE SHOWER 

video by: KABOUNI 

*pls don’t remove credit*

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Don't give a whoot about your attitude.

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WOOO!!

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I'm not trying to steal your post or be a jerk or anything, rereading what I said now it definitely sounds aggressive and that's on me, I truly apologize. I promise I wanted to show honest empathy. I was trying to say that the atmosphere of romance/passion can very quickly vanish when the actors kiss like they're trying to suck somewhat melted whipped cream off the top of a cup of slightly too hot hot cocoa.

So again, my bad. My attempt at being like "Hey we both have shitty movie kisses and I can empathize with you using those for reference so I feel you bro," came off more as "We HaVe PrObLeMs ToO!!!" which is not my intent by any means.

ok there has to be some kind of rule put out that if straight people wanna play gay characters they have to stop kissing each other like they’re aliens who have just found out what kissing is

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Hey homie, you do you. Take your time, we love you in the future too.

Commissions

Looks like I’ll be opening up for commissions next week! I’ll post more info this weekend!

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You bitch that was a good one...

Yeah, I know how to properly pronounce it.  

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YES

when my computer decides to deny me access because of “admin restrictions”

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So you guys want the government to control our healthcare and our food?

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This sounds amazing...

The Klaxo Radio Hour is a very well acted choose your own adventure radio drama played out on a creepy cursed 1940s radio!

Read More & Play The Beta, Free (Windows)

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Must save...

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This is beautiful...

I’m never gonna finish this lol

About a year ago I did Mass Effect pixels/animations for fun… I never finished Shepard or Grunt (they were gonna be standing off in that empty space to the right) so have Mordin by himself